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Best Statuses

Below you will find our collection of best facebook statuses.

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If swimming is an exerciser explain whales to me.
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I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs…
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Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain…
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If swimming is an exerciser explain whales to me.
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Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
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I have finally figured out why I can’t lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, “for extra volume and body.”
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Even if you live your life as a open book, people will still wonder which pages have secret messages.
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For every girl without a guy, there`s a guy without a girl.
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Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
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I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!
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You`re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
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The awkward moment when you know you shouldn`t laugh, but you do..
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I am a star, so when you see me, make a wish.
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I posted on your wall. No, not Facebook, look at the side of your house.
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That awkward moment, when you wake up with one sock on.
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