Bike Rider Status, Bike Racing Quotes

Boys on Bike ..
1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelatar
1 ear on traffic sound
1 ear on mobile
1 leg on gear
1 leg on break
&
2 Eyes on Girls :P

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.

Then I realised that The Lord doesn''t work that way,

so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

Night Was Dark
Moon Was High
Boy Stopped His bike
Girl Asked Why ? ? ?
Boy Came Close
She Felt Shy
He Told In Her Ear



DHAKKA MAAR
PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Dear . . . ;->

Jab tak bikey na thay Hum, koi poochta na tha


Toou ne Khareed ke Humein Anmol kar diya

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P

An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A biker '' S T Shirt:
"If You Are Able To See This,
Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off"

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi...?
Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!
Papa- What Is Bba.
Beti- Boyfriend Ki bike Par Aish

Why Don''t ELEPHANTS Ride bikes..?
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They Don''t Have a Thumb To Ring The Bell..

Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai
18 bikes Hai,
4 Bunglow Hai,
3 Farmhouse Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai

Adnan Sami Sahab Ek Din bike Lekar
Petrol Pump Per Gaye Aur Kaha: Ek Litre Petrol Daal Do
Petrol Pump Wale Ne Pehle bike Ko Dekha
Aur Phir Is K Pait Ko Dekh Kar Kehne Laga
Kon Si Tanki Mein Daalun

Night was dark, moon was high, boy stopd his bike, girl asked him y, he came clos 2her, she felt shy.
he went near her & told her 2 words.

1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?
Pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)

I travel on bike because i dont have the thing causing motion due to circular motion of rubber shafted along the rod able to track direction over the movement of pistons due to the action of carbon n hydrogen producing flames in a chamber end resulting in the irreversable reaction of energy and gas and causing the friction of rubber along the concrete pebbles.
Aasan Lafzo Mein..
I Don''t Have A
Car... =P ;->

Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B''s
B - bikes.
B - Beers.
B - Babes.
B - Bunks And The Most Important.
B - Backlogs.

Baap:Beta College Mein Tune Kaun Se 2 Mushkil Kam Sikhe?
Beta:
1Danto Se Beer Ki Botle Kholna.
2 Tez bike Me Bhi 1 Tili Se Cigret Jalana

Height of shame :
A girl with her face covered on a bus stop
A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??
Girl replies
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Papa mein hoon.

I May Walk Slowly..
But...I Never Walk Backwards...
-Abraham Lincoln
I Don''t Need To Walk..Bcoz...
I Have bike..
HumAyuN

Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali


Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali


O Mardood Zardari


Ab Tou Khol De bike Ki
Double Sawari

"bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.
"Phir Chalan Kaisa
Sarjant.
Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..

Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali
Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali
O Mardood Zardari
Ab Tou Khol De bike Ki
Double Sawari

Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,
Wo Apni bike Ko Chamkana,
Wo Kaminapan Krna,
Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,
Wo Bachiyan Phansana,
Wo Hasna Hasana,
Wo C-View Jana,
Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,
Wo Logo Ki Hatana,
Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar bike Bhagana
Burns Road Jana,
Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,
Wo Paise Urana,
Na Wo Din Hain
Na Ratain,
Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->

"bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.
"Phir Chalan Kaisa
Sarjant.
Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..

Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,
Wo Apni bike Ko Chamkana,
Wo Kaminapan Krna,
Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,
Wo Bachiyan Phansana,
Wo Hasna Hasana,
Wo C-View Jana,
Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,
Wo Logo Ki Hatana,
Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar bike Bhagana
Burns Road Jana,
Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,
Wo Paise Urana,
Na Wo Din Hain
Na Ratain,
Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->

I travel on bike because i dont have the thing causing motion due to circular motion of rubber shafted along the rod able to track direction over the movement of pistons due to the action of carbon n hydrogen producing flames in a chamber end resulting in the irreversable reaction of energy and gas and causing the friction of rubber along the concrete pebbles.
Aasan Lafzo Mein..
I Don''t Have A
Car... =P ;->

I travel on bike because i dont have the thing causing motion due to circular motion of rubber shafted along the rod able to track direction over the movement of pistons due to the action of carbon n hydrogen producing flames in a chamber end resulting in the irreversable reaction of energy and gas and causing the friction of rubber along the concrete pebbles.
Aasan Lafzo Mein..
I Don''t Have A
Car... =P ;->

Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,
Wo Apni bike Ko Chamkana,
Wo Kaminapan Krna,
Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,
Wo Bachiyan Phansana,
Wo Hasna Hasana,
Wo C-View Jana,
Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,
Wo Logo Ki Hatana,
Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar bike Bhagana
Burns Road Jana,
Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,
Wo Paise Urana,
Na Wo Din Hain
Na Ratain,
Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be.

Llllllloooollllll.. i saw a donkey on a bike.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150.

Anybody can jump a motorcycle. The trouble begins when you try to land it.

You do not need a therapist if you own a motorcycle, any kind of motorcycle!

Do not compete with anyone in the race of life. Compete with yourself.

Run the race of life set for you with all your very best.

The awkward moment when you are on a bike and get hit by a car.. a parked car.

It wasn't until I went to college and I got my first motorcycle that I understood the thrill of speed.

If I weren't doing what I'm doing today... I'd be traveling around the world on the back of a motorcycle.

I really love to ride my motorcycle. When I want to just get away and be by myself and clear my head, that's what I do.

I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride. I have a glow and a bit of helmet hair.

You do not need a therapist if you own a motorcycle, any kind of motorcycle!