Clever Status, Short Clever Quotes

My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.

In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your ..Whatsapp & Facebook account!

Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.

if Any one need relationship than Msg me I am free for everyone!

Leave present time good, No one know about the tomorrow!

You are not to old complete your dream true!

Always try don't feel fail without try!

No one is perfect understanding is important!

Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.

There is something wrong with my phone.
Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

Better late than never, but never late is better.

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.

In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook & Whatsapp account!

Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you … Priceless

I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!

Do It Now. Sometimes Later Becomes Never.

I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination…

You were born an original. Don't die a copy.

A strong person is not the one who doesn't cry. A strong person is one who is quiet and sheds tears for a moment, and then picks up her sword and fights again.

People wane see you doing well but not better than them… remember that!

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me … I'll

GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. — BOY: Mine

I wish my phone never ran out of battery, my fridge never ran out of food and my wallet never ran out of money.

Advantages of speaking truth is that you don't need to think to speak!

For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.

ME without you is like: 'Facebook' without friends,
'Google' with no results and 'YouTube' without videos!

Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

I am type of person, who wants to get good Marks, but doesn't want to study!

When I ask you to listen a song, it's because the lyrics mean everything I'm trying to say to you…

Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.

I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.

I wish I could Google the things I have misplaced.

I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.

Everyone is looking for a strong person, nobody needs a clever one.

Choices, chances. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.