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sumetmes u have 2 run away 4m all...nt just 2 create distance ..but...also 2 see ,who cares 2 run behind u,,,!!
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My heart is like a broken record, playing the same old tune, because everytime I hear your voice, I fall in love with you again and again.
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Did you ever notice that there's a certain line in every song that sticks out because it reminds you of a person that you just can't forget???
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When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
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Write your sad times in sand, Write your good times in stone....
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I will love the light..... for it shows me the way...... yet I will endure the darkness...... because it shows me the stars.....
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All I can wish for is that the "one" I'm looking for is looking for me just as hard.
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I strongly feel tht i've enough hearts who cares 4me..bt many tyms lyf proves tht it is jus mah imagination...
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I was dying with you, but it taught me how to live
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Being cool is maah childhood problem…
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I'm trying to think of a miley Cyrus joke but its just not twerking
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I love tweeting while crossing the stre
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Cop: "Sir, what`s in the bottle next to you? Me: "Water." Cop: "Sir, this is wine." Me: "What? That Jesus! He did it again!"
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See that big yellow thing in the sky? The world revolves around that. Not you.
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I hate it when auto-correct changes my "omg" to "OMG" like, chill out, I`m not that surprised.
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Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
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Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant, it`s called, "omelette you finish".
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That`s nice honey = Mom`s version of `cool story bro.`
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What do you call a Chinese man with a camera? Phil Ming.
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Drake the type of nigga that`ll stop at red lights on GTA.
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Someone should tell Forest Gump that on the back of the box of chocolates, it tells you exactly whats inside.
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"Look, officer, I`m not being a smartass. All I`m sayin` is if you caught me then you were speeding too.."
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Every mother on earth gave birth to a child. Except my mother, she gave birth to a legend.
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Roses are red. Monsters are green. Just look in the mirror. You`ll know what I mean.
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do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”
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