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Creative Status Quotes Short Messages for Whatsapp Facebook

“I’m not like most girls.” -Most Girls.

Who remembers going on the computer as kids, just to go on paint and space pinball?

Dear crush!! You’ved crushed me <3

‘I don’t watch tv’ proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet.

Don’t Ever Let Go What Is Already In The Hands.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

I'm drinking like there's snow tomorrow.

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

I will stop drinking when Captain Morgan puts his foot down.

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet.

Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

Single? Taken? I'm just ready for summer 2016.

My Viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life.

Creative Status Quotes for Whatsapp Facebook

How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I need to eat before I start seeing results?

Whenever someone says to me 'Things could be worse' I punch them in the face and say 'Like that?'

'I don't watch tv' proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet.

That awkward moment when you don't know how to reply to a really sweet text.

Saying 'What?' And then realizing what they said a second later.

I've set my 'life goals' to stuff I've already done so literally every day now I'm overachieving. It's all about perspective.

Just cause you're sleeping with someone doesn't automatically make them yours! If there's no commitment then it's all fair game!!

Who remembers going on the computer as kids, just to go on paint and space pinball?

Don't make me regret letting you merge into my lane. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )

To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today..

If you're told you only have six months to live, immediately get married. It will make those six months seem like eternity.

Amazon's recommendations are like that friend who heard you say 'ninja' once and then got you ninja stuff for your birthday every year for twenty years

When someone looks over my shoulder while I'm on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, 'HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME.'

the best part about this status message is that by the time you've finished reading it you realize that there is absolutely no point to it.