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Good Status Messages

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Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...
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Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
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I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!
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Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P
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People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p
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In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!!!
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C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)
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Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
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People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
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Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
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It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.
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Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.
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When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
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Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
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Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
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