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If you like me raise your hand, If you don’t, raise your standard.
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I work for money, if you want loyalty – hire a dog.
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I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.
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People say they can’t live without Love. I think oxygen is more important.
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
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If the world is ending today, how come Australia is in tomorrow already?
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We live in a Dumb Age where Smartphone’s are thinner and smarter, people are obese and stupid.
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I love my job when I am holidaying.
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I am the boss, but my wife is a decision-maker.
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I just need two holidays a year that last six months each.
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Love thy neighbor, but make sure you don’t get caught.
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I am never in a bad mood, its people around me that suck.
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Do you know the root cause of your divorce? Marriage.
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I never lie, I am a fiction speaker.
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Fake people care about their status, real people give a damn.
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