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Chocolate makes everything better. Except obesity
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Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wifi internet.
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Press the star below and watch it glow..
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You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.
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Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.
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Dance like no one’s going to put it on youtube.
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
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Rumors are like fires. No one admits to starting them and before you know it, they`re out of control.
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Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
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The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition…there are no other copies!
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When they ask me what I liked best, I`ll tell them it was you.
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everyone calls you by your name, but only one person can make it sound special.
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Smiling does make it a little bit better.
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You`ve got two choices; you can either sit and cry, or spread your wings and fly.
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I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
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