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Don't tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!

If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious... I'd wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?

I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.

There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday

There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you - I Love You

Mom's logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ..

Every whatsapp status is a silent message for someone. ;)

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

Person you love is 72.8% water.

Nothing is over until you stop trying.

If you can't convince them, Confuse them.

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

my attitude depends upon the people in front of me

No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.

Its Cute When your Crush's Crush is You.

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog

You remind me of my Chinese friend.. Ug Lee

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle! He's dreaming too.

Failure is not an option - it comes bundled with Windows.

There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation