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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.

My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.

Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think i’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.

Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.

If you have to think before spending money on anything, you're not rich enough

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.

There isn't a person anywhere who isn't capable of doing more than he thinks he can.

Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.

I am sick of women who love me. Women who hate me are much more interesting.

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.

Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.

I love to do the things the censors won't pass.

Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Don't forget to love yourself.

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Life is a flower of which love is the honey.

Love hath made thee a tame snake.

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age

There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

All you need is love.

Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker.

Life is nothing without friendship.

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

That man never grows old who keeps a child in his heart.