Work Status, Short Work Quotes

I love my job on my days off..

I love my job, it’s the work I hate.

A job isn’t a job, It’s who you are.

I have this thing called a job…

WhatsApp is my first job.

Nothing will work unless you do. – John Wooden

Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!

I love my job, it’s the work I hate.

Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!

Even if you don’t have the answer, you certainly have to admire the problem.

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

Working; the millions of people on welfare are depending on me.

I’m doing a little thing called work. You should try it sometime.

Work, it ain’t easy, and it ain’t fun, but it’s a lot safer than holding up a liquor store.

Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong ten times gives you job security.

Sorry, but I am at an evil place where they are holding my paycheck hostage and I won’t receive it unless I do what they tell me to do.

Not available, working... At least that's what my boss thinks.

Working; the millions of people on welfare are depending on me.

Work is so interesting. I could stare at it all day long.

I owe, I owe, so it’s off to work I go.

All work and no play means that I am making lots and lots of money.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?

These people at work are giving me work! Can you believe this?

I am working hard or am I hardly working?

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday 4% Friday.

Me, asleep on the job? No, I'm just trying to pick up my contact lens without using any hands.

I'm at that place that they call "work." I guess I'm supposed to be "working" while I'm here.

Work, it ain't easy, and it ain't fun, but it's a lot safer than holding up a liquor store.

I don't care how bad I feel, when I go to work I make sure I give it my all! Never any less than 12%!

I keep thinking about quiting this job and going back to school, but then I remember how easy my job is.

I fell asleep while doing work. If your my boss that's code for I'm working so hard that my head hurts.