Awesome Status, Short Awesome Quotes
I look at people sometimes and think... Really??? That’s the sperm that won.
I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.
Diets are hard because I get hungry.
We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
Don't like me? Cool, I don't wake up every day to impress you.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
May I go to the toilet = I'm f*cking bored.
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
When you're good, you're good, when you're awesome you're me.
Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
I'm jealous of my parents, i'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
I don't want to earn my living, I want to live.
Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.
I miss your smile but I miss my own even more.
Behind my smile is everything you'll never understand.
I still miss him, I miss him, I'm missing him.
The only normal people you know are the ones you don't know very well.
Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.
When I drink alcohol.. Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.
Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men's toilet.
The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.
Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
I hate when I am about to hug someone really s3xy and my face hits the mirror.
Those who say money can't buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
Taking revenge is wrong..very very wrong.. But very very fun.
That awesome moment, when You say something funny in class and everyone laughs at it n then you sit there like a Legend..
Awesome Feeling, Being so close with someone that you insult each other all the time and never get offended. ^_^
That Amazing Moment.. When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne.. But, The HeadphOnes Save Its Life.. ^_-
That awesome moment when we bunkers get more marks !! Than attenders :D ;)
An awesome moment: when you update your status with somebody in your mind and that person like your status first.
That 'Awesome moment', when you see someone's status,and you know it's aimed at you :-)
Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome. It just happens. They ignore you now, but they will need you later.
If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up
Honesty is the best gift you can give.
When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke..
I like crazy people, especially those who don't see the risk.
Best conversations always happen late in the night. :)
The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.
Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together.
Love is not something you say and it happens. It is a feeling that is felt deep in the heart and I feel it for you