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I look at people sometimes and think... Really??? That’s the sperm that won.

I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.

Diets are hard because I get hungry.

We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.

Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

Don't like me? Cool, I don't wake up every day to impress you.

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

May I go to the toilet = I'm f*cking bored.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

TYPEWRITER IS THE LONGEST WORD THAT CAN BE MADE USING THE LETTERS ON ONLY ONE ROW OF THE KEYBOARD

Sometimes you just have to die a little inside in order to be Reborn . And Rise again as a Stronger and Wiser version of you.

As long as there is SOMEONE in the sky to protect me, There is NO ONE on earth who could break me.

Entire water of the sea can't sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship. Similarly, negativity of the world can't put you down unless you allow it to get ...inside you...

Anyone can make you SMILE, anyone can make you CRY, But it is that special person That can make you smile with tears in your eyes.

I don't care if its a day or a bad night, I just want to hold you close to me tight, coz for you there is nothing I can't do, and all I wanna say is that I love you, just let me hold you close to me, so my heart and soul can be happy, and if you'll hear every beat of my heart, it says I'll love you till death do us apart...!

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

Some One In U R Mind Some One In U R Heart Some One In U R Dreams Some One In U R Life But I Am U R Some One When U Have None.

Love knows no reason, love knows no lies. Love defies all reasons, love has no eyes. But love is not blind, love sees but doesn't mind.

I have liked many but loved very few. Yet no-one has been as sweet as U. I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. Just for the pleasure of a moment with U

Every time ur at my sight, u luk a little more bright. sometime the moon shies, and hides somewhere in the sky. but wat is there to do? I can hardly breath when ur in front of me. not a day go by, that I haven't thought of u.

Dear God, thanks for making me special.

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.

I don't have time to hate people, who hate me because, I'm too busy in loving people who love me.

My attitude depends on the people in front of me.

People laugh at me becoz I am different and I laugh becoz they all are same.

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

I know I have great WhatsApp status, you don't need to tell me… and now DO NOT copy it!

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Hey, I found your nose, it was in my business again!

Stop checking my status! Go get a Life!

People say nothing is Impossible, But I do nothing everyday!

LEGENDS don't die.. I am a LIVING EXAMPLE!

I did not change, I just grew up, you should try it once!

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech

Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.

I am not Special, I am just Limited Edition.

I am not as dumb as you look.

You pull me down to your level, n then u beat me by experience!

Some people are alive only, because it's illegal to kill them.

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem !

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

People like me great. People don't like me great. As long as I like myself that all that matters.

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

WhatsApp is using me! I am so poor that I can't pay attention in class.

I'd explain it to you but I'm afraid your head might explode.

Well, enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think about me?

When you're good, you're good, when you're awesome you're me.

I have a new theory in life… what other people think of me is truly none of my business.

When you think there is nothing left in your life, just keep working hard until you die

I'm nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.

HELP: Cops are after a suspect who's smart, witty, sexy & good looking… so where you gonna hide ME?

Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.

I am not saying I am the best. I only know that I am doing my best to be the best.

People with attitude are rich by pocket but poor by heart.

Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together.

Love is not something you say and it happens. It is a feeling that is felt deep in the heart and I feel it for you