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A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.

Friendship… is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.

A friend is someone who understand your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are.

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

A true friend is someone who spends hours on Status Shuffle trying to find that perfect status for you!

I can't promise to solve all your problems but I'll promise you won't have to face them alone.

You cannot be friends upon any other terms than upon the terms of equality.

Life is better with friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, A best friend has lived them with you.

Acting stupid, laughing at nothing, and making fun of people is just what we do

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

What makes you and me best buddy is our mirror image to each other. Very good best friend status for whatsapp.

Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Friendship is one mind in two bodies.

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

As we grow up, we realize it's less important to have lots of friends, and more important to have true ones.

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

A man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth.

We didn't realise we were making memories, we were just having fun.

Goofy pictures and crazy times. Sisters at heart and partners in crime.

You realize after dating losers its the best friend that gets u at the end!

A person who has no friends, lives only half way.

Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness.

Waters may dry. Flowers may die. But true friends never say goodbye.

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

You may be my best friend… But I'm still gonna laugh when you fall over!

Friends say go do it, best friends say let's go do it.

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

Your real friends aren't the ones you spend the most time with, but the ones you share the most memories with.

Friends are born, not made.

More beautiful than all the stars that shine is the heart of a loving friend.

Nice friendship is Like The breathing air You Will Never See it But You Will Always Feel its Presence.

Silence is the true friend that never betrays.

A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

No man is useless while he has a friend.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down

Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.

A best friend understands you just a little bit more than you understand yourself.

I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.

Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow

God really did something special for me, When He blessed me with a friend like you.

Friendship isn't a big thing it's a million little things.

Friendship is one mind in two bodies.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

WARNING!! I know Boxing …..and some other words!!!

When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the.

Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) … i have.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

If you can't get someone out of your head, .. Then maybe they are supposed to be there. <3

Don't you hate it when you are about to kiss someone really sexy and you hit your head on the mirror!

I wish my book of life was written in pencil … There are a few pages I would like to erase.

Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?

So apparently the security guard at Costco didn't believe that life gave me that lemon.

Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

When I arrive at work, how long can I spend screaming in my car before it becomes weird?

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

I ran into my ex today…put it in reverse and did it again!!!

The meaning of crazy is NOT talking to yourself… or even ANSWERING yourself… It's asking yourself to repeat what you just said cuz you didn't pay attention.

I Wonder What Happen's When Doctor's Wife Eats An Apple A Day .

I love my job only when I am on vacation….

Dear Math, grow up and solve your problems on your own because I am tired of solving it for you.

Today, I spent five minutes shaking a bowl of Jello because it looked cool. I regret nothing.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup

Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.

Hey,you are reading my status again??

I saw a shampoo with the title: "Rich-looking" So I washed my purse .

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Two 90yr old men, Bert and Alf, Bert says I sure feel my age, I ache all over. Alf says I feel like a newborn, no hair no teeth and I just peed my pants.

A friend asks why your crying, a good friend asks why your crying while loading the shotgun, a best friend says its already been dealt with.

we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.

If you don't care, stop talking about it.

I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.

Attitude is like underwear Don't show it just wore it!

My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?

Beautiful face, Beautiful body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.

I don't insult people, I just describe them.

I'm not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME!

I smile... Because I don't know WHAT THE HELL is going on.

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can't laugh at yourself, CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH AT YOU.

"370HSSV0773H" Read it upside down.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

No matter how much i try to forget you, you'll always be a part of me.

How other see you, is not important...How you see yourself means everything.

Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend!

OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.

Two 90yr old men, Bert and Alf, Bert says I sure feel my age, I ache all over. Alf says I feel like a newborn, no hair no teeth and I just peed my pants.

A friend asks why your crying, a good friend asks why your crying while loading the shotgun, a best friend says its already been dealt with.

we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.

we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Marriage is the cause of divorce.!

Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day.

Marriage is the cause of divorce.!

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.