Best Status, Short Best Quotes
I didn't change, I just grew up. You should try it once.
I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
I'm not arguing, I'm simply tried to explaining why I'm Right.
I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle.
Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot.
If you cannot love yourself, you don't even know the taste of love or what love means.
Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.
Some people make me wish I had more middle fingers :-/
Salary is the SI unit of "Aukaat" in India -_-
The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with!
I'm Pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder !
Change your priorities, before u become an option :)
Behind every deleted Whatsapp account there is an untold story !
I am so cool, my selfie is called a kulfi!
If you earn your bread well many people will come to apply butter.
Relationship Status: Your message was successfully sent... and ignored!
Everytime i drink i get awesome :-)
Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.
The deeper your feelings, the harder they are to express.
Life is like Adidas and Nike, "Nothing is impossible" so "Just Do It"
I won't cry for you, my mascara is too expensive :P
Try selling your EGO on OLX, you will realize its not even worth a penny !
Falling in love is like the rain ... It's unpredictable!
I don't insult people , I just describe them !
love is being stupid together :-)
Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone !
A girl who CRY, Is a girl who CARES :')
I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears :-/
I'm an angel with an attitude :-)
Sometimes it's the smallest decisions that can change your life forever !
With women the heart argues, not the mind.
Love is never fake but lovers are usually fake.
Mother is the bank where we deposit all our hurts and worries :)
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
I Want a Man who will ruin my lipstick, not my mascara !
The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)
Sometimes it feels like music is my only friend.
To her, I'm invisible. but to me, she is all I can see !
I wish my brain had a map to tell me where my heart should go.
When I miss you, I read our old messages. :')
I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.
I don't need to explain myself, I know I'm right.
I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice ;) :D
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
Anything with you means everything to me.
Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.
A smiling face doesn't mean a smiling heart!
See you in another life ;)
It's not my attitude it's my style!
God is not interested in your art but, your heart.
I am in a relationship with studies and it's complicated. :D
(-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China :D
A girl's heart is like an ocean full of secrets.
If you can dream it, you can achieve it.
Give me my heart back!
Everybody's online, except the one you actually want.
Kiss me until I fall a sleep.
Status is coming soon :D
Rules are n't followed by me, i make themselves for ME!
Beer – the reason I wake up every afternoon.
I always advise people never to give advice.
Arguing with a fool proves there are two.
Take it easy - But take it !
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
My heart told me it's definitely you !
Life is to Taste, not to Waste !
An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.
I'll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan't able to find you.
I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.
After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F...
Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher got the job.
Stay strong, make them wonder how you're still smiling.
Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
If you don't care, stop talking about it.
I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.
Attitude is like underwear Don't show it just wore it!
My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?
Beautiful face, Beautiful body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
I don't insult people, I just describe them.
I'm not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME!
I smile... Because I don't know WHAT THE HELL is going on.
My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can't laugh at yourself, CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH AT YOU.
"370HSSV0773H" Read it upside down.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
No matter how much i try to forget you, you'll always be a part of me.
How other see you, is not important...How you see yourself means everything.
Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend!
OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.
When people talk behind my back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.
God is really creative, I mean... just look at me!
I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/
You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
Sometimes i feel like giving up, then i remember i ve lot of motherf**kers to prove wrong.
If you love me raise your hand & you don't then raise your standard.
I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women!
Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
I'm Jealous Of My Parents… I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P