Best Statuses
Below you will find our collection of best facebook statuses.
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You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. |
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Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you”d ordered that. |
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Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a train, fall in love and never return. |
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My name is I. My problem is love. My solution is you. |
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If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must break your mirror :D |
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The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. |
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Caution, Blind Man Driving. |
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Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink? |
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If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers. |
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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. |
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Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside. |
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I feel like a Indiana Jones, because you are the treasure I am looking for. |
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Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing. |
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I hate when I’m about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits the mirror. |
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I speak two languages, Body and English. |
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