Best Statuses
Below you will find our collection of best facebook statuses.
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How can i miss something i never had? |
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BRB = I don’t want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don’t care. |
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If life gives you lemons, just add vodka. |
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I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste :) |
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I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and i’m still at school. |
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Kiss me and you will see how important I am. |
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If you can’t find the key to success, pick the lock. |
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Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate. |
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Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible. |
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One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. |
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I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate … but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza. |
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Teacher: Who can explain gender discrimination with an example? Student: Women can sleep with whoever they want ,men have to sleep with whoever lets them! |
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Do you know the meaning og ABCDEF? A boy can do everything for Girl. Reverse the meaning of, GFEDCBA … Girl forget everything done & Catches new boy Again. |
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Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day. |
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There are alot of fish in the sea, but I think there’s a hole in my net :) |
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