Best Statuses
Below you will find our collection of best facebook statuses.
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Im a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you |
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Excuse me is your last name Gillette? …because you are the best a man can get! |
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half. |
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The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures. |
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You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world. |
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The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. |
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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child. |
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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. |
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Do you have the time? ………………… O No, the time to write down my number? :) |
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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash. |
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. |
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Hi, Im Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me. |
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While waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong one.
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Lovely days in my life : Childhood Days, School Days & collage Days, Horrible days in my life : ONLY EXAM DAYS :) |
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Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see. That’s why girls wear make up and boys lie. |
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