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Best Statuses

Below you will find our collection of best facebook statuses.

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Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to write on a wall.
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Harush says if you want to be together you have TO-GET-HER.
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I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things.
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Thinks I feel great when I go to bed drunk. I wake up feeling crap. Obviously sleep is bad for you.
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I don’t get it, all my life I was told NOT to write on walls.
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Behave, What you do today will be on Facebook tomorrow.
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Some relationships are like tom and Jerry, they irritate each other, they tease each other, but they still can’t live without each other..
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Growing older is compulsory Growing up, however, remains optional.
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The best way to look younger, hang out with older people.
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I’m usually charming, nice, and well manured, OK for those who really know me you can laugh now..
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If you like me press like. If you hate me, go away. If you love me comment.
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Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook talking never updates anything.
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Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, it’s called a credit card.
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I need 6months vacation, twice a year..
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I am going to start cleaning my house. And by cleaning, i mean drinking beer and spraying everything with febreze.
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