Best Statuses
Below you will find our collection of best facebook statuses.
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Tip to reduce weight, first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat. |
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If Facebook is the Upper West Side and MySpace is the Bronx, then Tagged is a trailer park in New Jersey. |
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. |
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Do you know the difference between a lady and a woman? A lady does what she’s told and a woman does what she dam well pleases! |
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Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes. |
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