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Best Statuses

Below you will find our collection of best facebook statuses.

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Tip to reduce weight, first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
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Your eye is the only part you can not wash with soap.
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One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry..
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If Facebook is the Upper West Side and MySpace is the Bronx, then Tagged is a trailer park in New Jersey.
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You can not get lost on a straight road.
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When I was born I was so surprised, I didnt talk for a year and a half..
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
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Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
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Life is too short, smile while you still have teeth..
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Do you know the difference between a lady and a woman? A lady does what she’s told and a woman does what she dam well pleases!
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I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Where there is a will, there are 100 relatives.
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Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
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Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
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