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Love is a game in which one always cheats |
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fighting is bad for health |
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I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle. |
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Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it. |
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Fear God, and your enemies will fear you |
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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. |
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I AM ME ! AND I LOVE IT...! |
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Don't think of d few things dat u didn't get frm God aftr praying.Think of al thse countles beautiful things dat he gve u witout even asking. |
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Don't think of d few things dat u didn't get frm God aftr praying.Think of al thse countles beautiful things dat he gve u witout even asking. |
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from cradle to grave, i will walk alone, to my this journey u add your fragrance. |
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some girls give each other the emptiest compliments I`ve ever heard "aww babe you`re just omg like I can`t" what the #F did you just say?? |
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I put the pro in procrastinating. |
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On a scale of one to Lord of the Rings, how much did you walk today? |
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where can I get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist? |
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You know you`re ugly when you call yourself ugly and no one disagrees with you. |
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Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione from Harry Potter went alone and got attacked by a troll. |
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Apparently, Twilight is "so popular" because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah, I remember that time when I married a vampire.. |
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Obesity: When you buy a hula-hoop and it fits you. |
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Dear Fox News, I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, Disappointed viewer. |
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I don`t care how old I am. If I lose my Mom in the supermarket I will panic. |
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I`m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math |
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I will never understand why people with iPhones, feel the need to take pictures in the mirror. There`s 2 cameras for a reason. |
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I`m that horrible friend who reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 4 hours later. |
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*DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!* ..... Okay, I will go to my best friend`s house and try it. |
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Asian gangs, also known as study groups. |
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