Crazy Status, Short Crazy Quotes

Life is very crazy..
What u want, cialis 40mg u don't get..
What u get, u don't enjoy..
What u enjoy, is not permanent..
What is permanent is boring..
THAT'S LIFE

1 million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of one alphabet in title.
'An idea, that can change your WIFE'
While real word was (LIFE)

A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law,
with a note:
Dearest Mom,
If you pull this ring, I'll be able to get 3 days leave

A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.
Which will reach down first?

According to a research
87% of young people have
back pain.
. The other 13% have no
computer.

Boy: I can't marry you. My family is not permitting me.
Girl: Who's in your family?

Boy: My wife and children

Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of husband.
the King can take only one step at a time
While the queen can do whatever she likes

Girl- which computer do you have?
Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)
Boy- which computer do YOU have?
Girl- A PINK ONE

He told me "Never say never!"
But he just said never….twice?

I Can Drive A Woman Wild With My Tongue
Its Pretty Easy
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All You Do Is Say,

In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10. Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Teacher : Where is 5?
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident.

Is it true that the word STUDYING was derived from STUdents DYING?

Misuse of English – Diagram in book was not clear,
so madam drew diagram on blackboard
and announced
"Don't look at book's Figure "Look at my Figure"

MOM ALWAYS SAID…
Money Doesn't Grow On Trees
Mom!!!! money is made from
paper and paper comes from trees.
Therefore your argument is
invalid..

Only Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest In The World…
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E-Mail To Email
&
Female To Female

People Says ,"SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY"
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So What,
Who's in a Hurry?

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"

Teacher: What's the past participle of the verb 'to ring?'
Student: What do you think, sir?
Teacher: I don't think. I KNOW.
Student: I don't think I know either, sir.

There are 2 types of
human beings found on
Facebook.

One who gets enormous
amount of likes and
comments on their posts…
&
The others are Boys

Two children are talking.

A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.

Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out & asked
What was that?
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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Fast Food

What do you call a blank cow?
Raw steak

What is the height of Flirting? It's When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN

My life, my rules!

I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them..

Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley.

I m soo poor…..I can't even pay attention

Waiting for "Ache Din"

The depth of ones first love, shows the depth of ones foolishness….

Act crazy, don't regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up! 🙂

After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.

Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.

Someday short people are gonna unite and take over the world.

Keep calm and survive summer.

Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.

if your dog barks nd ememies laugh take it serious.

People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

Good actors make good liars but good liars make great actors.

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.

Hello ! I am using Facebook

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

No, please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it??

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?"

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Copycats are cheats lacking creativity.

I will kill you with my awesomeness…

Single doesn' t Always mean Available.

Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed

Nothing is lost until mom can't find it.

Totally available!! Please disturb me..

If my ship ever did come in, with my luck, I'm pretty sure it would be named the Titanic!

I've been having so much bad luck lately that if I bought a scratch off lottery ticket it would probably tell me I OWED money!

reason for boots being called "shit kickers;" cuz if you mess with MY man I will take my boot, and kick the shit outta you!

Its not called staring when your looking back at me!

–That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!

I'm so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!

You know my name not my story. So don't assume…a damned thing!

silence doesn't always mean you're mad… sometimes it just means you have nothing to say.

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. :)

Girls work on their looks but not their minds b'coz they know boys are stupid, not blind.

The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)

Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!