Crazy Status, Short Crazy Quotes
People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p
Me Normal? WHO SAID THAT! I’ll stab them with a gummy bear!
No officer, I did not hit their, I simply Fist Pumped their face!
I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
I’m soo poor… I can’t even pay attention.
At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.
Last seen 1980! :D
God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)
I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins. :D
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
Roses are Red Violets are Blue… I'm counting the days when I can finally see U..
When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message or calls, Becomes the enemy ..
Group projects makes me understand why batman prefers to work alone.
Keep me in your heart and not in your mind, bcoz I'm MIND-BLOWING
I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.
Dont waste your time by reading my whatsapp status.
My dogs wont prefer to piss on you..they have a class**
Once a cheater always a repeater…
FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists. Say no to Plastic.
The most career destroying line for Indian guys.. Bhaaaaai.. Tujhe Dekh rahi hai..
My teacher wear sun glasses when she teachs me bcoz I am a bright student 😀
People are surprised with sudden rains. Relax guys,Rajnikant is testing his pichkari…
Its cute when ur crush's crush is uuh 😉
My life, my rules!
I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them..
Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley.
I m soo poor…..I can't even pay attention
Waiting for "Ache Din"
The depth of ones first love, shows the depth of ones foolishness….
Act crazy, don't regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up! 🙂
After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.
Someday short people are gonna unite and take over the world.
Keep calm and survive summer.
Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.
if your dog barks nd ememies laugh take it serious.
People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
Good actors make good liars but good liars make great actors.
I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
Hello ! I am using Facebook
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
No, please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it??
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?"
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Copycats are cheats lacking creativity.
I will kill you with my awesomeness…
Single doesn' t Always mean Available.
Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed
Nothing is lost until mom can't find it.
Totally available!! Please disturb me..
If my ship ever did come in, with my luck, I'm pretty sure it would be named the Titanic!
I've been having so much bad luck lately that if I bought a scratch off lottery ticket it would probably tell me I OWED money!
reason for boots being called "shit kickers;" cuz if you mess with MY man I will take my boot, and kick the shit outta you!
Its not called staring when your looking back at me!
–That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!
I'm so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!
You know my name not my story. So don't assume…a damned thing!
silence doesn't always mean you're mad… sometimes it just means you have nothing to say.
Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. :)
Girls work on their looks but not their minds b'coz they know boys are stupid, not blind.
The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)
Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!