Creative Status, Short Creative Quotes
“I’m not like most girls.” -Most Girls.
Who remembers going on the computer as kids, just to go on paint and space pinball?
Dear crush!! You’ved crushed me <3
‘I don’t watch tv’ proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet.
Don’t Ever Let Go What Is Already In The Hands.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
I'm drinking like there's snow tomorrow.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
I will stop drinking when Captain Morgan puts his foot down.
Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet.
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry, NO BRAIN found...!
Single? Taken? I'm just ready for summer 2016.
This dog is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
Love me or leave me. HEY.. where is everybody going?
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.SMS samples
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail. Than she screamed- yahoo!!!!!
The Police is looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty and very good looking... Please help me! Hide me somewhere!
You've got SEX APPEAL ... You've got INTELLIGENCE ... You've got CLASS ... U got da FACE, U got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the f*ck is my roof??
I shouldn't have to earn you time or attention, you should want to give it!
is wondering when someone is going to develop an app called Margarita Ville..
I wish I could be as brainwashed as you, then I could be happy about being stupid!
Silence is the loudest words you can speak sometimes when you want to be heard more.
needs answers but is not even sure what the questions are.
So what if I'm different, if you had ever tried it you would know it's actually called being original.