Facebook FB Status, Short Facebook Quotes
I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…
God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!
Hey there whatsapp is using meee,..
When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..
Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!
Hmmm…..Don't copy my status.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.
If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.
Never laugh at your wife's choices… you are one of them,,
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!
HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??
My style is unique don't copy it plz!
If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!
I'm not failed, Because my success is lost.!
I may be fat, but u're ugly – I can lose weight!
Alcohol will give different, type of power!..
70% boy Have GF ,other then Have Brain!
If school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking.
I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
Try to say the letter M without ur lips touching….!!
Excuse me …. Please empty ur pockets …. I think U stole my heart.
3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!
I don't drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..
do not drink and park _accidents cause people.
Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity..
Scratch here ###::::## to reveal this status..
High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!
If U are still hate me!then No Problem!..
Brain is the best worker,When you can use it…
Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?
when nothing seems right then go left…
if I am wired with you then I like you..