Facebook FB Status, Short Facebook Quotes
When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
Born to express not to impress B|
It's cute when your crush’s crush is you.
You can never buy love... but still you have to pay for it.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode :D
Not always 'Available' try your luck!
2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn't like my posts.
I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it....
"Unfriend" on Facebook... Is the modern form of Childhood "Katti".
I Still Remember Those Days When Photos Were Taken For Memories & Not For Facebook Profiles..!! :-| ;)
Relationship now a days.... start wid poking And... end wid blocking :p :)
One spelling mistake in your update and there you find illegitimate sons and daughters of englishmen to correct it. :D :P
Dear Facebook..! Plz change your "What's on your mind" to "Copied..??...Now Paste Here"! :P :P :P:P
There Are Lessons In Life That Cannot Be Taught In School That's Why There Is.... F A C E B O O K...:p :D :O
Facebook and Twitter are becoming new favorite investigative tools for divorce lawyers.:p=D
What is the problem of boys on facebook, They fell in love with fake profile... And it hurts them :-P :-P
When Ever I see Your NaMe In My NotiFication I dun Know wHy a SMILE AutomatiCally ComeS On My Face....
You need a rajnikanth's heart... to reject a Girl's request on facebook =)) :p
When I'll Die, I'll Give Permission To Ma Friend For Changing My Status To - "Is Chilling With God"
When you take an amazing picture you automatically think: "That will be my new profile picture".
If your relationship status says, "It's complicated" you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single" :)
The first thing we think when someone takes a photo of us..Will it look good on Facebook ? ;) :P
I hate when I look horrible in a group picture and the person that looks good refuses to delete it.
SINGLE is not a relationship status. Its a word describing your loneliness. If you ask me, yes I'm SINGLE.
It really sucks when the only status that comes to your mind is something you can't share :/ :P
Dear FACEBOOK! Don't show us so much attitude, You can't even Sign Up without us Yours Sincerely: Msn, Yahoo, Gmail, Hotmail :P
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up, remember, you can always change your birthday on Facebook :-P
Awesome moment is when you reading someone's status and you know its for you.... :-)
Nokia Connecting People.... Facebook connecting Fake People :D
Dear Facebook, Don't feel proud about your popularity 60% of your profiles are fake ! :P
Stealing other people's statuses on Facebook is called a Facelift.
Facebook is in relationship with youtube..:-P
Just because my status is "Single"... doesn't mean I am 'Available'.. It's just that my family members are in my friends list on Facebook.