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I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!

Hey there whatsapp is using meee,..

When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..

Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

Hmmm…..Don't copy my status.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.

If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.

Never laugh at your wife's choices… you are one of them,,

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!

HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??

My style is unique don't copy it plz!

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

I'm not failed, Because my success is lost.!

I may be fat, but u're ugly – I can lose weight!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…

When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt, competition

Life is too short smile while u still have teeth.

If I agreed with you we both were wrong.

Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman…

Your status won't ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality..

I love my job only when I am on Holiday…..

You can never buy LUV….But still U have to pay for it ..

Attitude is like a underwear Don't show it just wore it

Always respects your self!

Dear FACEBOOK! Don't show us so much attitude, You can't even Sign Up without us Yours Sincerely: Msn, Yahoo, Gmail, Hotmail :P

My heart is stolen..can I check your braa

Cigarette chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu…!!

I'm cool but global warming made me vry hot

Marriage is the cause of divorce.!

Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?

I just need a good Wifi & Wife.

I want someone to give me a Loan & then leave me Alone.