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Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00.

Alcohol – Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.

all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money.

Arizona 99 cent drinks are the shit. Period.

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.

I disagree that hunger isn't an emotion. I feel it in my SOUL.

I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. :D

Everything sucks .. .. .. .. .. except FOOD !!!! ¯\_(?)_/¯

Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!

You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.

If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn't be called nachos.

The only clubs I'm into are sandwiches.

I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.

Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.

If you open your fridge and find nothing to eat, lower your standards.

If history has taught us anything, it's that reheated french fries are gross.

I don't trust people that dislike tacos.

The year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0%

If you say you can't cook what your really saying is that you can't read and follow directions.

I want a hot body but I also want hot wings.

Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.

If there is no chocolate in heaven.. I AM NOT GOING !

True beauty is within" for example opening your fridge

Nothing says "I've already given up on this day" quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.

There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, "Don't eat me." Now there's an empty plate and a note, Don't tell me what to do.

Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms :)

Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00.

Okay, can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough :)

When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.

really doesn't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break-dancing and lunch?

Eating an orange before working out not only keeps you hydrated but also keeps your muscles from getting sore

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that's kind of the same thing.

My diabetic friend died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him "sweet dreams."

all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

Stop complaining about being single on valentines day. We have bigger problems here, like why McDonald's doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30

Eating popcorn: 80% during trailers. 20% during the movie.