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I need pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING.

Eat like every day is Thanksgiving.

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

The only clubs I'm into are sandwiches.

Television + food, it just goes together

I don't trust people that dislike tacos..

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. :D

Everything sucks .. .. .. .. .. except FOOD

I want a hot body but I also want hot wings.

Poor alcohol, it gets blamed for everything.

Arizona 99 cent drinks are the shit. Period.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

I eat so much… I make fat kids look skinny!

Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.

If there is no chocolate in heaven…I AM NOT GOING !

Is there goanna be food? "Yeah" Ok then i'm coming.

Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald's doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30

Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms

When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets.. Why? Because 'Stressed' spelled backwards is 'Desserts'

Okay, can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough.

There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, "Don't eat me." Now there's an empty plate and a note, Don't tell me what to do.

Eating an orange before working out not only keeps you hydrated but also keeps your muscles from getting sore

If you drink enough fluids in the morning, you will feel happier, sharper, and more energetic throughout the day.

I'm the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.

Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.

I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.

If you say you can't cook what your really saying is that you can't read and follow directions

OThe year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0%

Dear Vegetarians, If you love animals so much, then why do you keep eating all their food?

Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!

Isn't it weird that after 30,000 years of eating bread, everyone is gluten allergic now?

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that's kind of the same thing.

Men: Uses love to get sex. Women: Uses sex to get love. Me: Uses coupons to get pizza.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that's kind of the same thing.

Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family because you're a selfish bitch.

I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person's life.