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hindi funny Status
An Ultra Modern wife's note for the husband :
I am going out with my friends for dinner. Your dinner is in the recipe book, on page 25 and ingredients are available at reliance Fresh :
Aaj ki naari
sab pe bhaari!!!...
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Student to God: Hazaaro ki Kismat tere haath thi
Agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi
God: Girlfriend thodi kam banata to kya baat thi
Kitaabe to saari tere paas thi !!.......................
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Sasur ne damad se kaha: 6 saal me 8 baache.
Ye kya hai
Damad: maine aapse kaha tha gareeb jarur hu
par apki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakkhunga....
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3 cheezo se bani he duniya- "himmat hosla or dum"
3 lamho se bani he zindagi- "khushi,ehsaas or gum"
3 cheezo se bani he yeh dosti-"u,me" or hum...........
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Arz he..
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga...
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah .. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge
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Aagosh Main Lelo Mujhe Tanha Hoo Main
Basa Lo Dil Main Tnha Hoo Main
Jo Tum Nahi Zindagi Main To Kuch Nahi
Sama Jao Mujh Main Ki Tanha Hoo Main....
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Bikta h gum hasi k bazar me.
Lakho dard chhipe hote h ek chhote se inkar me.
Wo kya samjh payenge pyar ki kashis ko.
Jinhone fark hi ni samjha pasand or pyar me.
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Tujhe dekhta hu to accha lgta hai,
tujhse bolta hu to accha lgta hai.
Bhale hi ho dard dunia bhar ka mere jeevan me par,
mai ek pal tujhe sochta hu to accha lgta hai......
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Aalam yeh hai k Barish ab thamni chahiye,
kale badalo se nayi roshni ab nikalni chahiye,
sirf shayari karna mere zindagi ka maksad nahi yaro,
2din se balcony me latak rahi underwear bhi toh sukhni chahiye..........
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9.00 : *beep beep*..
Msgs received... salary credited to ur a/c
Me:yipeeee..
9.01 : *beep beep*
Home EMI auto debited..
9.02 : *beep beep*
Car loan EMI auto debited..
9.03 : *beep beep*
Credit card bill auto debited..
9.04 : *beep beep*
Phone bill auto debited..
9.05 : *beep beep*
Electricity bill auto debited..
9.06 : *beep beep*
LIC EMI auto debited..
9.07 : *beep beep*
Medical insurance EMI debited..
9.08 : *beep beep*
Your a/c. Babaji ka thullu
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Zindgi hasin hai zindgi se pyar karo,
hai raat to subah ka intzar karo,
wo pal bhi ayega jiska intzar hai apko,
rab pe bharosa aur waqt pe aitwar karo....
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Dear Suraj Bhagwan.......
Please go to settings
» display
» brightness
and lower your brightness!........
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Neta- Hamari party me 'CORRUPT' logo k liye koi jagah nahi h..!
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Bheed me se ek awaaz aayi:- HOUSEFULL Ho Gaya KYA?
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3G 4G ki shakti hume dena data
Cell ka signal kamjor ho na
Hum rhe range me har kadam pe
Bhul kar bhi .. Hum offline ho na!
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Boss-Tumari ability?
Lady secretary-
Young hu,
Dynamic hu,
Sincere hu,
Honest hu,
Hardworking hu,
Qualified hu,
Experienced hu,
Deserving hu,
Typing janti hu,
File sahi rakhti hu,
Computer me expert hu,
Thoda accounts b janti hu,
Boss: aur kuch
Lady: modern khayalat ki hu, Disease free aur healthy hu, Khana vi accha pakati hu
Sabse Jaruri Baat k
Apne flat me akeli rehti hu...!
Boss: bas kar pagli, ab kya joinning ke Din promotion legi!!!
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