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Pucha mujhse chand sitaro ne,
tuje bhula diya kya tere jigari yaro ne,
maine kaha,bhul to nhi skte,
bas lage honge kamine kisi ko patane me.
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Ek very beautiful N gorgeous girl auto rukwa kar jane ke liye paise tai karte karte doosre auto main baith gayi.
Pahla auto wala: Wah! madamji mera khada karwa ke aap doosre pe chad gayi.!
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Santa: doctor, this medicine
is not available at any medical store.
Doctor:oh sorry,
i forgot to write the medicine.
That was my signature.
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A boy found aladin's lamp,
he asked him to increase
all girls brain ten times more..!!
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He laughed & said:
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Multiplication does not apply on zero..!!
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Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai.
Tere hi khayalon me din gujar jata hai.
Aaj pucha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse kya
dur rahker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai..
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Munna bhai: amirican rastrapati
Sala kaha rehta hai.?
Circut: dhobigath pe.
Munna bhai: dhobigath bole to..?
Circut: bhai english main usko,
Washington kehte hai.
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Arz kiya hai…
ye bima company
wale bhi kya
gazab karte hai..
Logo ki biwiyon
ke paas ghanto baith kar,
pati ke marne ke
faayde batate
hain…
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Holidays, Hotels & Women: Three things that always look better online than in real life!
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1. Set the alarm of 7:00 am.
2. Wake up at 6:59 am.
3. 'Off' the alarm before it alarms.
4. Feel like a Bomb Defuser!!
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Likoho to exam me kuch aisa likho
k pen bhi ronay per majboor ho jaye
har answar me woh dard bhar do ke
check karne wala disprin kha k so jaye.
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Na kuchh tu lekar aaya tha, na hi kuchh lekay jayega;
mujhe message na karke zaalim, tu kitna chillar bachayega!
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I löve sö much mÿ heart is surë. As time göes ön I löve ÿöu mörë, Yöur swëët smilë. Your löving facë No1 will ëvër takë ur placë.
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The tenderness of ÿõur rõsy lips, the fragrance of ÿõur breath,
the warmth of ÿõur embrace and being with ÿõu is a dream cõme true. I lõve ÿou!
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Wife- sunoji ladka bahut paise udane laga h,
jaha bhi chhupati hu dhoondh leta hai.
Dad- nalayak ki book me rakh de.......exam tak nhi milega..
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Garibon ki thaali mein 'shaahi-pulaav' aa gaya,
lagta hai bharat mein fir se chunaav aa gaya.........
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