Good Status Messages
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Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook. |
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Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet.. |
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I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!! |
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Save water drink beer. |
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Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it |
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Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams. |
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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P |
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Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire. |
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When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the... |
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I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer. |
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My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life. |
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Life is too short smile while you still have teeth... |
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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours. |
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If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :) |
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I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs! |
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