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We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D |
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Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL |
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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :) |
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There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh |
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Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person. |
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I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough ;) |
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My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz |
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The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :) |
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I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :) |
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Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore. |
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The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited" :) |
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Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading. |
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Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull. |
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Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship. |
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Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat. |
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