Good Status Messages
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I wonder what happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day. :) |
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GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything. |
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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :) |
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Boys, if you don't look like calvin klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) :) |
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. |
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TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED :) |
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :) |
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Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities. |
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At least mosquito's are attracted to me. |
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God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :) |
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I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins. :D |
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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode. |
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I love my job only when I'm on vacation..... |
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana. |
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Life is Short - Chat Fast! |
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