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I wonder what happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day. :)
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GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :)
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Boys, if you don't look like calvin klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) :)
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
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TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED :)
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)
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Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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At least mosquito's are attracted to me.
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God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)
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I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins. :D
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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.....
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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Life is Short - Chat Fast!
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