Good Status Messages
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If life gives you lemons, just add vodka. |
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How can i miss something i never had? |
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Hey there whatsapp is using me. |
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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity. |
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Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!! |
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Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC. |
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You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it . |
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If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more. |
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Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status? |
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I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me! |
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. |
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My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!! |
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When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians... |
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Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :) |
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Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood. |
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