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Good Status Messages

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If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
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How can i miss something i never had?
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Hey there whatsapp is using me.
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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
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Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
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Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
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You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it .
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If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
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Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
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I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
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My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!
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When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians...
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Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)
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Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
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