Good Status Messages
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Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny. |
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I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying. |
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When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you? |
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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :D |
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Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :) |
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My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol |
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If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :) |
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Today's Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones. |
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I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work. |
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A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. |
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When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. |
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My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning. |
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One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions :) |
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I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :) |
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If time does not wait for you, don't worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life. |
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