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Best friends listen to what you don’t say.. |
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Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire! |
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slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food. |
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When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them? |
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If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it’s one of two things, either a new girl, or a new car! |
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A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. |
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War doesn’t determine who’s right, it determines who’s left. |
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Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it? |
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Every rule has an exception, especially this one. |
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Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when. |
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People tellin me I changed, that’s exactly what I’m gettin so I’ll never be the same. |
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Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next success. Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. |
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Winners don’t do different things, they do things differently. |
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People wait until they have enough time to do what they dream. It is 99% sure it will still be a dream at the end of the life. |
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The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have. |
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If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success. |
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