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When I drink alcohol, everyone says I am alcoholic. But, when I drink Fanta, no one says I am fantastic.

You’ve engulfed my senses with the essence of you. I love your body. I love touching it, caressing it, licking it, and tasting it. I love the smell, the heat, and the texture of you.

When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss. Oh, I’m just so crazy about you.

The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke, and nobody laughs.

Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15.

Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

Hey time, Slow down. You're killing me.

Baby, Are you Hungry ?

Lets play something Multi-player.

Your Bed, My Bed

Massage with happy ending.

Wanna go sleep Early ?

Wanna try my handcuuffs?

I'm a loaded gun.

If kissing is the language of love, then we have a lot to talk about.

I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours.

I had a stressful day today, want to help me unwind? Anytime, anyplace. Are you game?

Anyone can be passiionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

I don't make mistakes, I just date them.

I don't care if you think I'm crazy. Life is too short to be normal.

Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.

Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.

I have a problem. My problem is love and... My solution is you.

I know I'm crazy. Don't ruin my moment.

People say nothing's impossible, but I do nothing everyday.

Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? :)

Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot?

Do you ever look at your friends and think 'why the hell aren't we comedians?'

I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.

Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.

People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don't.

Being in a relationship is a full-time job, don't apply if you're not ready to commit.

If there's one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.

Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?

That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.

If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old will you be?

Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me. I'll train you. Make your appointment today.

The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)

Shhhhhhhh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop and Whatsapp.