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शोभा – मेरा पति Sex का इतना भूखा है कि मैं दिन में उसके सामने कपड़े बदल नहीं सकती ….

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मीना – अरे, तू तो नसीबवाली है….🤗

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हमारेवाले के सामने तो जम्हाई😉 लेने के लिये मुँह खोलते हुये भी डर लगता है……

If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work ….
Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or more of the following Antidotes:
1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)
5. Wife High Infusing Suspicion Killing Energy Yeast (WHISKEY)
This is issued in public interest

शादी के दो दिन बाद दुल्हा,
जहाँ उसकी पत्नी को दुल्हन बनाया गया था उस ब्यूटी पार्लर पर गया और पार्लर वाली मैडम को आयफोन 7 का डिब्बा खुबसूरत पैकिंग में तोहफे के तौर पर दिया…
मैडम ने शुक्रिया अदा किया और ख़ुशी ख़ुशी डिब्बे को खोला तो अंदर से नोकिया 1100 निकला जिसके निचे चिट्ठी रखी हुई थी जिसपर लिखा था
"Same Feelings"

ना हीरो की तमन्ना है और ना परियों पे मरता हूँ . . .
वो एक"भोली" सी लडकी हे जिसे मैं मोहब्बत करता हू ।
उसकी तस्वीर मेरी आँखों में बसी है,
पर वो मादरचोद किसी और से फंसी हैं,,,,
देखना एक दिन उसकी कबर खोदुंगा,
और उसकी कबर पर उसकी सहेली को चोदुंगा ।😜😆😂 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛
😡😡भड़का हुआ आशिक😡😡

एक बच्चा दुकान पर जा कर दुकानदार से बोला: तुम्हारे पास सरसों का तेल है?
दुकानदार : हाँ है
बच्चा : गांड पर लगा के रख मैं 5 मिनट में आ रहा हूँ
अगले दिन
बच्चा: सरसों का तेल है?
दुकानदार: नहीं
बच्चा : कोई बात नही मैं थूक लगा लूँगा

चोर ने दूधवाले का नंगा करके पेड़ से बांध दिया और उसकी सारी भैंसे ले गया…
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सुबह लोगों ने उसे खोला तो उसने भैंस के बच्चे को खूब मारा ?"

लोगों ने कहा की इस बेजुबान को क्यों मार रहे हो…
दूधवाला-" ये बहनचोद 4 महीने का हो गया पर गांडू को थन और लण्ड में फर्क नहीं मालूम…
माँ चोद दी रात भर चूस चूस के."

टीचर: बबलू, सच सच बता वर्ना चड्डी उतार के बेंत से मारूंगी! 😡😡
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बबलू: मेंडम, सॉरी गलती तो मेरी है। आप क्यों चड्डी उतारती हो?!!

बॉय: गर्ल्स ज्यादा गर्म क्यों होती है ?
गर्ल: क्योंकि बॉय के पास 2 ज़ीरो वॉट के बल्ब ओर एक40 वॉट की ट्यूब होती है
जबकि गर्ल्स के पास 500 वॉट के 2 बल्बऔर एक 3000 वॉट का ओवन होता है।

Lets play something Multi-player.

एक अनपढ़ आदमी बैंक मे खाता खुलवाने गया !
लड़की – sex ,
आदमी – कर लेता हू !
लड़की – मेरा मतलब, आदमी या औरत ?
आदमी- जो भी मिल जाए पेल देता हू !

Santa ek baar ek ladki ke saath sex karne laga.
Ladki: santa ka private saman dekh kar boli "itna bada"
Santa khushi se bola: "O ji hum punjabi hain hamara to sub kuch hi bada hota hai"
Jab ladki ne apni salwaar utaari to santa uski choot dekh kar bola "Oye! Tusi vi punjabi ho

Fill in the Blanks
1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans 1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE

A Business Man Giving Used Condom To His Son To Use As Balloon,

After Bursting,

Giving It To His Daughter To Use As Hair Band.

Quote Of William Sexfear

In Today's Relationship.
You Can Touch Each Other's Private Parts,

But…

But You Can't Touch Each Other's Cell Phones.

Because They Are Sooo Private?

Ek Husband Wife Ne sex Ka Code Bana Rakha Tha – Phone Karna Hai
Pati – Beta Mammy Se Kaho Papa Ko Urgent Phone Karna Hai
Patni – Papa Ko Bolo Abhi Phone Nahi Kar Sakte Network Kharab Hai
Theek Hone Me 4 Se 5 Din Lagenge
Pati – Beta Mammy Ko Bolo Agar Network Kharab Hai To Papa
Public Phone Se Call Kar Lenge
Patni – Beta Papa Ko Bolo Khabardar Agar Aisa Kiya To Mammy

Ghar Par Hi Call Centre Khol Lengi.

Teacher Lecturing: Sex K Time Condom Use Krne Se Enjoyment Me Fark Nhi Padta.
A Girl Says: Polytheen Mein Rasgulla Daal Ke Choos,
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Tab Pata Chalega…

Suhaagrat Ki Raat Ko Dulha-Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai.
Dulha: "Sach-Sach Bata Kabhi Kiya Hai Ki Nahi?"
Dulhan: "Nahi Jaanu, Kabhi Kiya Nahi, Bas Hamesha Karwaya Hai..

Ek Ladka bike se Aunty ko ghar chhodne ja raha tha.
Jab bhi aunty ke boobs uski peeth se lagte,
wo kehta : "Na pintu na, ye aunty he.
Ghar pahooch ke Aunty boli :
Tu kis pintu ke sath baat kar raha tha?
Ladka sharma ke bola : aapke nipples bar bar takra rhe the,
Mera penis bar bar khada ho raha tha, to
me use samajha raha tha ke pintu
khada na ho, yeh to Aunty hai.
Aunti boli : Dhutt pagle, Aunty to mai teri hu,
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Pintu ki nahi…. chal andar !

Wife: remove my nighty.
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my bra
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my panty
Sardar: ok
wife: never wear my dress again.

A maths professor sent a sms to his wife.
Dear you are now 54 years old and unable to satisfy me,
Now I am with my 18 years old female student so I will be late tonight.
Wife replied: dear you're also 54 years and unable to satisfy me,
Now I am with our driver who is also 18 years,
As you are mathematicians you know very well that…
18 goes into 54 many times more than 54 goes into 18 so don't come tonight.

Girl: my right leg is lunch and left leg is dinner,
what you will like to have?
Boy: I would like to have snacks between lunch and dinner.

Girl : Are itna bada muh me kese lungi.
Boy : Jaldi se muh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapde geele ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na ye Gol Gappe tum he kahoo.

Pati ke Penis pe madhu makkhi kaat gayi.

He goes to doctor with his wife.
Wife sharmate hue….
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Sirf dard ki dawa dena,sujan rehne dena.

Girl: tusi bada sohna gaaunde ho,
Boy: main sunya tusi vi bada sohna gaa lainde ho,
Girl: oh tan main bas bathroom singer han,
Boy: tan fer kadi bulao othe hi mehfil lavange.

Teacher: why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.
Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.
Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh:
boys: I saw both straps. Teacher: get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out.
Teacher: jony, why you are going out?
Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over.

Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine,
I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine.
Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine,
I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine.

Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don't know the size.
Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to calculate.
Customer: oh I forget he needs panties too.

A guy takes a girl to his room, throws down his paints and says…
Meet my little brother.
Girls pick up her bag on the way out says call me when he grows up.

Ek ladka apne baap ko viagra ki ek goli toffee mein daal ke deta hai
Aur kehta hai: daddy sone se pehle kha lena.
Baap kehta hai: beta isse kya hoga?
Ladka bolta hai: daddy agar toffee achi lage to,
mere takiye ke neeche chup chap 100 rupye rakh dena.
Agle din ladka apne takiye ke neeche dekhta hai to…
use 1100 rupye milte hai
Aur daddy ke paas ja ke kehta hai: daddy meine to sirf 100 rupye rakhne ko kaha tha.
Baap kehta hai: beta meine to 100 hi rakhe the…
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1000 teri maa ki taraf se hain.

There are 2 sorts of hooks
first is cricket hook
and
second is brazer hook
first is utilized to send ball outside the boundary
and
second is to control balls inside the boundary.

Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife's underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can I phone a friend?

2 men went to fuck a young lady.
first turned out in the wake of fucking a young lady and said…
"My Wife is better"
second went in ,fuck a young lady… Came out and said…
You were correct, your Wife is better..

What Is The Difference Between Sky And
Skirt.?… … ..
… . Sky Covers The Whole Universe..
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Skirt Covers The Universal "HOLE"..!

Boy: How much calcium is there in ladies' Breasts?
Girl: I don't have any thought..
yet it has enough calcium to push a Man's boneless thing to standup!

Boy:Hey would i be able to touch your programming?
Young lady: first show me your equipment?
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Boy: would i be able to introduce it in your framework?
Young lady: Ok… … however cover it with antivirus, then introduce it.

A sardar was attached to analyst books,
He generally read from the center,
Why ???????
Its twofold interesting….
It, constructs interest not just about its end,
Be that as it may, likewise its starting.

Father: my 5 yrs old child is extremely devious,
He made all our female hirelings pregnanat,
Dr. how ???????????
Father: he took a pin and punched openings in every one of my condoms.

Cricketer spouse requested separated in court,
Judge ask the reason
She answered
WO shot pe shot marta h,
Par ball ko hath hi nahi lagata.

The ideal framework to maintain a strategic distance from condom mishap,
utilize twofold condom with chilly powder in the middle,
on the off chance that external breaks she will know ,
on the off chance that internal breaks u will know.

Pati patni sex kar rahe thhe, pati ko kaafi josh chada hua thha,
Patni: "Zara dheere karo kyu Rajhdhani Express chala rahe ho"
Itne mein unka beta bed se nichhe gir gaya aur bola
"Jo marji chalao par passangers ko to niche mat girao"

Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha,
Principal entered in class an asked angrily:
Kis ka period chal raha hai?
4 larkian sharmatay hue: Sir Hamara

Ek bus me Ladko & Ladkiyo ki team
Antakshari
Khel rahi thi
Girls Hum Tumko Harakar Hi
Dikhayenge,
Pichhe betha PAPPU BOLA :- Hum Haar Gye,
Chalo Ab Dikhao

You're my Funny, Understanding, Cute, Kind, Intelligent, Naughty, God-dreading, Sweet, Honest, Independent and Truthful companion.
To put it plainly, you're my…
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F.U.C.K.I.N.G. S.H.I.T. friend!

MARD hone k 6 fayade:
1. 'Un Dino' ka tension nahi hota.
2. Koi Heavy saaman latakta nahi rahta(.)(.)
3. Nange bhi ghumo to kisi ki bhavnaye nahi jagti.
4. Virgnity ka koi proof nahi hota.
5. Khujane pe hath geela nahi hota.
6. And above all, jaha chahe waha moot sakte h.
IF U R MEN.!
Jiyo L**D utha k…