Husband Status, Short Husband Quotes
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice".
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.
Ghadi aur biwi main kia farq hai?
Ek bigarti hai to band hojati hai aur
Doosri bigarti hai to chaaloo hojati hai.
If I were a tear in you eye, I would roll down and settle on your lips.
If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry for the fear of losing u!
Wife: Suniye jab apne pehli bar mera ghoonghat
uthaya tha to kesa mehsoos hua tha?
Husband: Khuda ki kasam main mar jata agar Ayat-ul-Kursi yad na hoti..!!
How Women call their husband!
1st Year: Jaanu
2nd Year: OG
3rd Year: Sunte Ho
4th Year: O Munne k papa
5th Year: Kaha mar gaye
6th Year: Aap aate ho k mai aaon.
Husband Malang Baba Se:
Meri Biwi Bhot Pareshan Karti Hai
Uska Koi Ellaj Batao,
Beta Agr Bivi Ka Koi Ellaj Hota
To Aj Mein Malang Na Hota
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push…!!!
I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR Love.
Women Marry Men Hoping They Will Change,
Men Marry Women Hoping They Will Not.
Unfortunately It Happens in Contrast &
Ultimately Both of Them Gets Disappointed.
Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain! Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain, pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey nend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalt fehmi?
Husband: Yehi k mein nee
I have the "I",
I have the "L",
I have the "O",
I have the "V",
I have the "E"
Can I plz can I have "U"?
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
I have liked many, but loved few.
Still, no-one has been as sweet as u.
I'd stand and wait in world's longest queue.
For the pleasure of having a moment with u.
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
Much more than just attraction, lust and passion, our marriage embodies honesty, care and affection. Love you.
The best part of our marriage is that the look in your flirty eyes still makes me feel like the most beautiful girl alive. I love you.
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever!
There are only two things
about me that my wife
doesnt care about-
(i)Everything I say and
(ii)Everything I do.
Husband: I heard that fish is a brain food. Wife: You better eat a whale.
In this world, every wife is a mistress to her husband. One hour of Miss and 23 hours of stress!
A person who surrenders when hes WRONG,
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
A person who surrenders even if hes RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
Everything in my life revolves around a single thought – how I can keep you happy, because I love you a lot.
Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!
The perfect husband as described by magazines doesn't exit. That's because he has already been taken – by me. I love you.
My husband treats me like God ......
He makes NO notice of my existance till he wants something !