Funny Love Statuses
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People say that love is in every corner... I must be walking in circles. |
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Love is the fart Of every heart For when held in Doth pain thy host
But when let out Pains others most |
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Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you. |
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He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw. |
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My love for you is like diahrea, I just can't hold it in. |
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True love is like a pillow, You can hug it when you're in trouble
You can cry on it when you're in pain, You can embrace it when you're happy So when you need true love Buy a pillow |
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Boys are great. Every girl should have one. |
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Your smile can be compared to a flower Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo Your innocence to a child But in stupidity you have no comparison You're the best! |
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You always stop and stare, why not just take a picture? |
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If I kiss him, will he stop talking? |
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My boyfriend is an idiot, but I love him anyway. |
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I'm too lazy to pick out a love message, go to statusfacebook.com and pick one out for yourself. I love you! |
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I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you... Pay the bill! |
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