Monday Status, Short Monday Quotes
Monday sucks more than a vacuum cleaner.
On Sunday nights, if you listen closely, you can hear Monday taunting you with the Jaws theme.
quick hide... Monday is coming!
Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor... almost.
I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope it's rest of Monday burning to the ground.
Three of the worst words to hear.. Tomorrow is Monday.
Going to sleep on Sunday will cause symptoms called 'Monday'. Conversely, also note that staying awake all night on Sunday does not prevent Monday.
Searching for the remote to rewind the weekend! Sunday always comes so fast & Monday is now closing in.
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
Monday is the root of all evil.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Don't worry about Monday morning. Focus on now. Not the alarm, the struggle to get out of bed and the mind-numbing, soul-destroying day ahead.
Monday isn't a good day for kids but for parents it's a dream come true!
If i were president, all Monday's would be changed to National Holiday. :P
It's Sunday night, the end of the weekend. I don't want to go to bed, cause when I wake up it will be Monday and the weekend's over.
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday!
WARNING! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain. :-(
Woke up this morning feeling like it was gonna be a good day. Looked at the calendar and realized.. Ah shit! It's Monday again! So much for a good day.