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You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

if u want me, come and get me .

if your naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty head up to mine

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

Last seen 1980! :D

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)

I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins. :D

Nice legs? what time do they open?

You Are in my Inappropriate Thoughts.

You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's bang!

Lets play Titanic, you'll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?

My name is (name) remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that a*ss!

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears!

A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!

Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot stare – unless you are wearing sunglasses!

I like my women like I like my toaster..two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.

Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.

Lets play Titanic, you'll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? like a coma.

You're like a prize winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.