Naughty Status, Short Naughty Quotes

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

if u want me, come and get me .

if your naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty head up to mine

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

Last seen 1980! :D

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)

I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins. :D

Nice legs? what time do they open?

Don't worry guys, everything is fine. My phone was on vibration..!! Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha..!! Settings changed now. Sorry for the inconvenience caused.

He: Janu you are Cute She: Thanks jaan He: Janu you are Princess She: Awww jaan thankss… Kya kar rahe ho?? He: Mazak

Its MONSOON & I'm sure U must be feeling Romantic U must be feeling like Going Out in the Rain, Dancing.. Sing Songs.. Splash Water.. Well, . . Every FROG feels the same..

A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said: Come On Over, There's Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was...

Lady techr: chup raho nhi to pakad kar khada kar dungi!.. All the students started shouting.. 'pehle mera' 'pehle mera'

R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
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..
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Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho

us ne kaha or dabao..
main dabaya..
us ne kaha or dabao..
main ne or dabaya..
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao..
main ne phir dabaya..
us ne kaha pant bhi nikal do phir dabao..
main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit-case band

Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....
Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey...
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...
EK SMS YAAR!!!!

Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai
Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk Ati Hai.
Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.

Is Msg Ko Raat Ko Parhna Raat Ko Parh Lena Kya Jaldi Hai? Kaha Na Raat Ko Parhna Mujhe Pata Tha Tum Nahi Rokogey Es Lye Msg Bhi Raat Ko Bhejunga

HEIGHT OF Chillness: Entering Late In The Class Without Permision & Saying To Mam . . . . SWEETIE, CARRY ON. DON'T STOP FOR ME ;)

Height Of Dreaming !
"Mr. Bill Gates" Came To Me And Asked, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Oye Yar, Tere Paas XP Ki CD Ho...

Heights Of Patriotism : U Sitting On An English Toilet In Indian Style

Height of Confidence A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden Break infornt of a Bus & Shouts at the bus Driver "Abe Marne k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili"?

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

"HIEGHT OF BADLUCK" A Person Who Dials A Number (Written Wid Lipstick On A Phone Booth) & . . . . . His Wife Recieve D Phone! :-D

Height Of Browsing? U R Swimming In The Water Tank And Shout "F1 F1 F1?" Instead Of Shouting "Help" When U Are Unable To Swim...

Height Of Sophistication Suckking Nipples With Straw.

Height Of Technology Condom With Zip

Two Persons Sitting Side By Side Using sMS To Communicate With Each Other

This my most beautiful SMS for you
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me,
You OWE me All,
But if you ignore,
You are MINe!
So wat will You do?

Always remember:
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She "Has To"
and
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He "Has Two"

Lets play Titanic, you'll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? like a coma.

You're like a prize winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.