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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born?
A boy went 2 drop an unknown aunty 2 her home,
Aunty: beta raat bahot ho gayi hain, yahi so jao, bittoo ke room me.
Boy: nahi aunty main guest room me so jaunga
next morning a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee.
boy: aap kon?
girl: main bitoo.., aap kon?
boy: main chutia...
Raam chandra keh gaya siya se...
aisa kalyug aayega.....
kahan hua tha mera janam....
aab Supreme court batayega
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo...
One was caught watching TV...
Another playing football...
And the third one...
(scroll down for answer)
No its not you...
Why do u always think u r a monkey?
Slogan written on a bald man's T-shirt...
God made some perfect heads..
on d rest he put hair to hide his mistakes..
1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.
Cant solve it??? pass on
Char zero ek saat likho
0000 aise likha?
Correct Ans "4017"
Ghar walo ne kitni umido se padhaya,
sab pani mein...
If dentists make films,wt the names will be-
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
TCHR : TUM BADE HOKR KYA KROGE?
BOY : SHADI
TCHR : NHI, MERA MTLB KYA BNOGE?
BOY : DULHA,
TCHR : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KRNA CHAHTE HO?
BOY : DULHAN
If someone passed any degree after graduation its called Post Graduate,
if some passed a degree after masters, what it would be called?
TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BTAO JO SBSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?
STUDENT:MUJHE NAHI PTA
TEACHER:SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.
EMPLOYEE- "BOSS MERI SHADI HO GAYI, MERI SALARY BADHA DO"
BOSS- "FACTORY KE BAHAR HONE WALE HADSO KE LIYE COMPANY ZIMEDAR NAHI HOTI"
When u love someone, even though they hurt u nd break your heart, you still love them with all the little pieces!!
Do you know why God has created spaces between your fingers?
So that someone would come in your life..
hold your hand & say...
"LE BIDI PEE.."
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool..!
Cstmer : How much is that banana for?
Slsman : Rs.10
Cstmer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?
Slsman : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
Cstmer : Ok I will buy the banana for Rs.4, but you can keep the peel!
School mein master ji ne puchha - " Mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hain"
To mujhe tum log kya kahoge?
Students : "Kami na"
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any
message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"
If a boy gives a love letter to a gurl, pple call him "Loffer"
But if a gurl gives a letter to a boy, they call it "Offer".
Feeeeel da diffffference :)
Tum bathroom main qun ghus aye,
kiya tumhein pta nahi tha ki main nahaa rahaa hun?
sahab galati ho gayi,
mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahi hain ;-)
Husband: Meri Biwi Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi
may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?
Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.
son : aap papa k upar char k jump kyon karte h?
mom : papa k pet ki hawa nikal ne k liye.
son : kya faida, kamwali to papa ki pant khol k mukh se fir bhardeti hai.
Dhitarastra - main bahut khush hoon priye, tumne mujhe 100 putra diye.
Gandhari - yeh samvab na hota swami aagar aap andhe na hote.
I Miss you dearly my heart aches, My head is lost, I really miss you.
The Ones Who Are Crazy Enough To Think That They Can Change The World Are The Ones Who Do.
I've got nothing to bo today but smile.
Life is to short to remove USB slowly.
Nobody can teach me who I am.
It doesn't have to be perfect to be beautiful.
Sometimes it's not about missing someone. its wondering if they're missing you
You know how you don't want to miss them, but you want them to miss you
Absence makes the heart grow fonder
Say who is guilty
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband ;)