Whatsapp Status, Short Whatsapp Quotes
Don't tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!
If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious... I'd wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?
I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.
There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday
There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you - I Love You
Mom's logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ..
Every whatsapp status is a silent message for someone. ;)
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
Nothing is over until you stop trying.
If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
my attitude depends upon the people in front of me
No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
Its Cute When your Crush's Crush is You.
If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog
You remind me of my Chinese friend.. Ug Lee
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle! He's dreaming too.
Failure is not an option - it comes bundled with Windows.
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation