Whatsapp Status, Short Whatsapp Quotes
Teacher : What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahabir and Guru Nanaka?
Student : All of them were born on government holidays.
Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai
Doctor : kya taklif hai?
Patient : sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai
Doctor : aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona
Mallika Sherawat goes to the L.I.C officer to insure her body,
the L.I.C officer refused,
sorry madam we dont cover public property
Ek pagal ulta nanga soya tha,
ek admi ne uske piche tabla bajaya
ulta soya huya pagal sidha huya aur bola,
le ab bansuri baaja.
Son : Mom u r white but why i am black?
Mom : ok dear considering all the crazy things i've done at young age,
i am really thankful to god that u dont bark.
What is the highest level of stupidity?
Ans:- Jab kansmama ko pata tha ki devki aur Vasudev ki 8wa santan uska badh karega
to dono ko karagar me eksaath kyun rakha?.....
Boy - if I kiss u and run, what will u think?
Girl - I'll think.......ek bewakoof,
jo pura paper attempt kaar sakta tha
woh sirf objectives likhke bhag gaya.
90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion!
A boy: I love ur daughter since 5 months.
Girls Father: How can u proove it.
boy: wait for 4 month... u will belive ur self.
Ek aisi jagah btao jaha amir se amir insaan bhi katori lekr khada rahta hain
Golgappe(panipuri) wale ke pas :D
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
Sania Mirza started playing at the age of 6.. After that..
Everything in her life changed..
Except the SIZE of her skirt...!!
Kaun si devi aise hai jiska prasad bhut famous hai
Rabry Devi ke
BOY- bus train aur ladki ek aati hai to dusri jati hai.
GIRL- auto riksha or ladka ek bulao to char chale aate hain.
Dad: BETA ladki ka baap ghadi de to SUIT mang lena!
Scooter de to CAR, Dukan de to MAKAN manglena.
Beta- acha to LADKI ke badle
What will Two Gay Men Tell Each Other When They See A Very Beautiful & Pretty Girl...?
YAAR, LADKI AISI HAI TO "ISKA BHAI KAISA HOGA"
Bandriya ne apni maa se pucha meri sadhi kiske sath hogi,
Bandriya ki maa ne kha agar ye sms padne wala muskra de to
Samjo baat pakki.
Happy smile day
Ques : shadi me dulhe ke saath Baarati kyun jate hain ? ? ? Ans :- kyunki bade kehte hain ki kisiki khushi mein Jao na jao par musibat me zarur jana chahiye..
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work
What happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network, D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster..
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!
NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.