Party Status, Short Party Quotes

A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can’t remember if it’sthe thirteenth or fourteenth.

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do

At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who dont.The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.

Party ON!

Young n Wild

I'm a little bit drink.

LET'S HAVE A PARTY.

Party.. Like a Rockstar.

Dont dirnk and udpate Feacbook statass.

Life is short wear your party Pants.

Get Set PARTY!

We're all mad here!

Let it all out!

Thinks that time flies when you're having a drunken blackout.

Wishes it were socially acceptable to start drinking this early.

doesn't drink and drive in case he hits a bump and spills his drink.

Has often thought that what doesn't kill us makes us drink stronger liquor.

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.

Doctor says mango vodka does not count as my daily serving of fruit. Damn.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

Dont drink and drive, it will spill everywhere

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alco-hol

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do

Live For Today.. Plan For Tomorrow.. Party Tonight!

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

[N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.

No man does right by a woman at a party.

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate hisSon's birthday with!

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it'sthe thirteenth or fourteenth.

She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked.

The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.

I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time.The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who dont.The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

On with the dance! let joy be unconfined, No sleep till morn, when Youth and Pleasure meet To chase the glowing hours with flying feet.