Smart Status, Short Smart Quotes
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?
Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.
You are the creator of your own destiny.
Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.
If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.
Am quitting face book to face my books.
Smartness is a perfect beauty.
I really Enjoy Looking at someone cool n dashing.. But when I get Tired.. I put the mirror dowN!!
life is full of d disappointments!
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass It's about learning to dance in the rain.
To make a girl tender.. it is necessary to soak her in money
The girl who wears a dress that shows everything should be sure that she has something to show.
Don't play stupid with me.. I'm better at it!
A gentleman is just another pervert but keeps his feeling bottled up
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
I Agree that cleanliness is next to godliness – but has anyone ever seen God :S
There comes a time when you have to be your own hero. Because sometimes, the people you can't live without, can live without you.
___ have heard that Angelina Joile is planning to leave Brad Pitt. I am looking for a girlfriend - is it just another co-incidence.