Weekend Status, Short Weekend Quotes

Alcohol is never the answer. Unless someone asked me, “What are you doing this weekend?”

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Dear guy I like, I swear, I speak English! You just make me nervous. Sincerely, Are will you gonna be go doing things on this weekend?

Dear Weekend, I always want to be with you. Please don’t let the weekdays take you away from me. Yours forever, Me.

Dear Weekend, I always want to be with you. Please don’t let weekdays take you away from me.

I wish weekend never end..

I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.

Dear Weekend, stay here with me forever.

I hate the weekend!

The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail is driving a Ferrari.

ATTENTION ~ Friday has entered the building ~ Boom shakalaka!!

I have a feeling my check liver light will come on this weekend

I wish I could just stay in bed until the weekend.

The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.

Dear Weekend, I've missed you..Welcome back.

No homework = Perfect weekend!

Thank God its Friday. Now girls its time to the butt dance.(_l_) (_/_) (_\_) (_l_) (_/_) (_\_).WOO HOO HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND

I am apologizing, in advance, to whomever may receive a drunken phone call or text from me (or my cell phone!) this coming weekend. It's going to be FUN!

Looking forward to do the 3 R's this weekend – relaxing, resting and really doing nothing!

I love the weekend, but it always ends so quickly.

I wish life had a 'rewind-the-weekend' button

Dear Weekend, stay here with me forever.

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this weekend. ;)

I wish life had a rewind button then we could redo this weekend.

My girlfriend said we can't hang out this weekend because she doesn't exist.

I just want to have a weekend without worrying about my homework, studying, and school.

Saturday: YAY IT'S THE WEEKEND!! *Blink* Monday: WTF just happened?!

It's Friday! I can't wait to be ashamed of what my friends and I will do this weekend.

My neighbor's are going out of town for the weekend so I finally have the house to myself.

The worst about the weekend?? The ending part.

I gave my boyfriend a glue stick instead of a Chapstick last weekend, and he's still not talking to me!

Nothing changes a Facebook relationship status faster than a weekend full of tagged photos!

It's Sunday! Before the weekend ends, I want to follow some of you. RT if you wanna be followed back! Watch out for my next status.

I'm a boy. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.

I stayed at a really nice, really fancy hotel this weekend. The towels were so thick I could hardly get my suitcase shut.

Dear guy I like, I swear, I speak English! You just make me nervous. Sincerely, Are will you gonna be go doing things on this weekend?

I'm a teenager. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama for attention. Yes, we do still exist.

Girls who don't smoke, drink, party every weekend, sleep around, or start drama for attention. They are the true ladies.

Females who aren't always at Parties/Clubs every weekend are the type of females who are worth being in a relationship with.

My buddy told me he was going to Beerfest this weekend, I asked him where, he said "any bar I walk into!!!"