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Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.

Hug a stressed college student. It helps a lot.

Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

Elementary school = 50 friends. Middle school = 30 friends. High school = 20 friends. College = 3 Real Friends.

If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you have always got.

Dear colleges, Smart middle class white people need scholarships too. Sincerely, anonymous.

Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won't help. Sincerely, Student

Likho To Exam Me, Kuch Aisa Likho,
Ke Pen Bhi Rone Par Majboor
Ho Jaye, Har Answer Me Woh
Dard Bhar Do, Ke Check
Karne Wala iodex Laga Kar Sojaye.

Padhai Barsa De Na Tu Exam Aaya Hai,
Tere Aur Mere Padhne Ka Mausam Aaya
Hai, Sab Se Chhupa Ke Ek Dusre Ko
Paper Dikhana Hai, Padhai Ke Khayal
Me Hadd Se Guzar Jana Hai, Itna
Khayal Study Ka Pehli Baar Aaya Hai!

Hum Jeete Ek Bar Hain Hum Marte
Ek Baar Hain Pyar Bhi Ek Baar
Hota Hai Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi
Hoti Hai Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams
Bar Bar Kyon? Jago Student Jago!

Class Me Masti Thi Humari Bhi
Kuch Hasti Thi Teacher Ka
Sahara Tha Dil Ye Awara Tha
Kaha Aa Gye Is College Ka Chakkar
Me Wo School Hi Kitna Pyara Tha.

Hothon Pe Dosti Ke Fasane Nahi
Aate, Sahil Pe Samandar Ke
Khazane Nahi Aate.. Udne Do
Parindon Ko Abhi Shokh
Hawa Mein, Fir Laut Kar
College Ke Zamane Nahi Aate..!!

Rocking Student Life Cheatng
In Exam:
Boy 1: ye Kya Likha Hai..??
Boy 2: saale Jo Word Samajh Aa
Raha Hai Wo Likh, Jo Nahi Aa
Raha Uska Aisa Hai Vaisa Hi
Design Bana De.

World's Best Feeling..
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It Comes When We See A Very
Wonderful Question Paper In
Examinations Hall And We
Smile At Each Other And Say:
Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar...

One Of The Cutest Memory Of School Days
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Mam, May I Go To Drink Water,
Mem: "Yes"
Friends: Oye Meri Bottle Le Ja....
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Meri Bhi...meri Bhi

Bhagwan Ka Diya Sab Kuch Hai:
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Books Hai
Notes Hai
Time Hai
Aur Hausla To Itna He Ke
Jab Chahe Padh Ke Top Kar Sakta Hu,
Bus 1 Hi Baat Ki Kami Hai,
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"Mood" Saala Banta Hi Nai.

What Is The True Meaning
Of Study.
S- Sleeping,
T- Talking,
U- Unlimited,
D- Dreaming,
Y- Yaani Mast Life.
So Carry On Study.

Ek Student Ko Apni Life Mein, Khud Par Sabse Jyada Proud Kab
Hota Hai ?
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Jab Usko Exam Mein Kuch Na Aata Ho,
Aur Pichhe Se Teacher Aake
Kahe,
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Copy Chhupa Lo Pichhe Wala
Dekh Raha Hai....
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Kasam Se Seena Choda Ho
Jata..

Exam Shuold Be Given On Either
Facebook Or On Phone Instead Of Sheets..
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Because...
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Today's Student Have More
Typing Speed
Than
Writting Speed.

I Hate Studies,
But Luv Technology.
I Flirt Wid Flirters,
But I Respect Lovers.
World Can't Change Me,
But I Can Change Da World.
I Don't Have Books In Hand,
But I Have Revolutionary Ideas In Mind.
I'm Da Rarest Race On Earth..
Meet Me
I'm A Back Bench Student!!!!

Gujre Hue Egjaam Ko Yaad
Na Karna, Answer Sheet Me
Jo Likha Hai Uski Fariyaad
Na Karna, Jo Hoga Wo Hoga,
Uski Fikra Me Apni Holidays
Barwad Na Karna. . . !

College Life:
8 Frnds, 1 Bike But No
Petrol...:p
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Exam Night, 6 Dufers &
No Notes...!
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Sitting On Sea View, 6 Smokerz
& 1 Cigarette...!
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Principal Call For Insult, 6
Gangster & All R Saying Pehle
Tu Ja Pehle Tu Ja...!
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1 Girl, 6 Frnds & All R
Saying, Teri Bhabhi
Teri Bhabhi...!
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Everything Stupid But Sumthing
Sensible Like Friendship.

Agr Akela Techer, Sare
Subject Nhi Padha Sakta
To Aisi Ummid Kyu Karte
H Ki 1 Student Sare
Subject Padhe?
Jago Stdntzz Jago.

College Life:
Wallet He, Paise Nahi.
Lecture He, Attendance Nahi.
Cell He, Balance Nahi.
Frands He, Lovernahi
Exam He, Tension Nahi
Padhna He, Par Saala Mood Nahi....

Student's Life Whole Year :-
(',')> _/)( <"\_
Disco Deewane 'Aaa Haa'
Last 2 Days Before Xam :
- (',')__ _ /_/ Shirdi Wale Sai Baba
Tere Dar Pe Aaya Hoon!

Rocking Quote By A
Tired Student:
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I Want A 6 Month Vacation…
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Twice In A Year.

Ye Dosto Ki Mehfil Ye Rato Ko
Jagna..
Gaaliyan Sunke Hasna Phir Juta
Leke Piche Bhagna
Bhabhi/jiju Bolke Dost Ki Gf/bf Ko
Chidana
Ek Samose Mein 10 Tukde Baatna
Pagalo Ki Tarah Dusre Ka Dimag
Chatna..
Mar Khake Fir Muskurana..
Kharch Karna H Par Paise Chupate
H..
Ye Sab Ek Din Kho Jayega..
Jivan Shayad Tanha Ho Jayega..
Fir Bhi Hum Muskuraya Karenge..
Aur Apne Dosto Ko Galiyan De Kar
Fir
Bulaya Karenge..

'Wo Choti Choti Baton Pe Ruth
Jana,
Wo Ruthe Huye Ko Or Bhe Satana,
Wo Kabhi Bhe Parh Kar Na Jana,
Jo Teacher Puche To Topiyan
Pehnana,
Wo Class Mai Beth Kay Gappey
Lagana,
Wo Ek Dosre Ko Qisse Sunana,
Na Hi Wo Din Rahenge Or Na Phir
Laut Kar Ayenge, Na Tafreeh,
Na Wo Dost,
Na Wo Batain :-(
Agar Kuch Reh Jayega To Bus
Yaadain :-
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Teacher 2 Student:
Semester System Ke
Fayde Batao...???
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Student: Fayde To Pata Nahi.
Par Beizatti Saal Me
2 Baar Ho Jaati Hai...!!!

Height Of Respect:
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Hum Sirf Ye Soch Kar
Apni Answer Sheet Khaali
Chhod Aate Hain Ke Kahi
Teachers Ye Na Kahein,
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"Dekho Aaj Ke Bacche
Bado Ko Jawaab Dete Hain" :P
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Sanskar You Know..!! x) :P

Jab Class Mai Hum Boys
Hasi-majaak Kare Tab Mere
Ek Sir Ka Reaction..
"Kya Hai..kyn Itni Jyaada
Hasi Aa Rahi Hai...
Koi Joke Yad A Gaya Kya..get Out
Tumhari Attendance Nahi Lagegi"!!!
Aur Jab Ladkiya Hass Rahi Ho Tab :
"Arey Kya Baatein Ho Rahi Hain Aaj?
Kyun Itna Hass Rahe Ho?
Zara Humein Bhi Toh Bataiye!!! :P ;)
Sale Thurky Teachers Hote The Sab;-d

Har Taraf Padhai Ka Saya Hai
Kitabo Main Sukh Kisne Paya Hai
Ladke To Jate Hai Tution Ladkiyan Dekhne
Aur Sir Kehte Hai Dekho Itni
Barsat Mai Ladka Padhne Aya Hai:-p…

Girls Are Not Worried About
Der Looks Nw.
Wah Wah

Girls Are Not Worried About
Der Looks Nw.
Coz,

I Am Busy Wid My Books Nw!
Wah Wah Wah!!

A Sleeping Lion
Is Stronger
Thn A
Barking Dog.
So A
Sleepng
Studnt
Is Bettr
Thn A
Barking Lecturer.

The Longest 5 Mins. In The World Is
The Last 5 Mins. Of A Lecture!!!
While
The Shortest 5 Mins. Is
The Last 5 Mins. Of An Exam!!!
Isn-t It......

One Fine Day, All Of Us Will
Get Busy Wid Our Lives,
Long Working Hours, No More Classes,
Lectures, Friends, Teases & Funs,
Sms, Wont Have Time 4 Ourselves,
On Such A Day, You-ll Luk Outside
Ur Window Alone & See Da Gud Old
Memories Flash You By Nd You-ll Get
A Smile Wid A Tear In Ur Eyez Nd
You-ll Turn Bak 2 Ur Work Thinkin..
I Wish I Could Go Back...
Dis Msg Is 2 Al My Frndz Who Helped
2 Create Such Memories, Thank U 4
Being A Part Of It.. Miss U All.

First Line 2 Write In Exam
"All D Answers Written Below
Are Imaginary And Work Of My
Creative Mind Any Rememblance
To Textbook Iz Unintenti0nal
And Purely Accidental..

In Examination Hall,
How Do Boys Manage The Time..
1. Watching The Girls Around.
2. Sighting The Lady Superviser.
3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors.
4. Seeing The Brand Name Of The Pen.
5. Reading Evrything Writen On Benches.
6. Feelings For Wasting Yesterday Nite.
7. Dreaming To Study Well For Nxt Xam.
8. Calculating Again & again D
Marks He Can Get, Out Of Watever He Has Writen.
9. Thinking Abusive Words For The Paper Setter..
10. Watching D Blank Ans. Sheets

Life of a student:
Wallet hai, paise nahi
Lecture hai, attendance nahi
Mobile hai, balance nahi
Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi
Exam hai, tension nahi
Padhna hai, lekin saala mood nahi!

College Memories:
One Sided Love,
Silent Mode Mobiles,
Bus Stand Comedies
Canteen Foods,
Escape From Seminars,
Last Period Galataas,
Birthday Treats,
Last Minute Preparation,
Over Night Study For Next Day Exam,
Friend-family Functions,
Internal Marks Problem,
Mass Bunk For A Film,
Waiting For Feb14,
Shortage Of Pocket Money
And Attendance
Those Day Willnever Come Again

Algebra sure has a way of making a person feel stupid!

School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.