Shopping Status, Short Shopping Quotes

There is this store called Wal-Mart where the customers spend more time standing in the way than actually shopping!

I've been shopping for years and I still have nothing to wear.

Can you bleed for a whole week and survive?Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?Can you carry 10 shopping bags?Boys are strongerthan girls?PLZ!

How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?

"I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping", said no woman ever

If a girl is shopping she's trendy, if boy is shopping he's wasting money.

Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time.

Admit it, we all feel cool when we walk around the mall with tons of shopping bags in our arms.

Can you bleed for a whole week and survive?Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?Can you carry 10 shopping bags?Boys are strongerthan girls?PLZ!

Dear Bra companies, If I’m shopping for a 34D do you really think I need “Extreme Plunge Max Lift” padding?! Sincerely, Just looking .

Dear fridge, I’ll be back in half an hour. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry.

Dear fridge, I’ll be back soon. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry.

If a girl is shopping she's trendy, if boy is shopping he's wasting money.

Going shopping with money and nothing to find; Going shopping without money

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Go shopping. There is nothing that makes a woman feel better about herself than buying a new wardrobe.

Dear fridge, I'll be back soon. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry

For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping.

How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?

I know it's only September but there are less than 100 shopping days left til Christmas..

Shopping at the dollar store: Making you feel rich and poor all at the same time.

You haven't felt pain unless you've gotten a shopping cart's wheel hit at the back of your heal.

Dear fridge, I'll be back in half an hour. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry.

It's a good thing the gas station is open today...... I still have time to do my Christmas shopping.

Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time.

Admit it, we all feel cool when we walk around the mall with tons of shopping bags in our arms.

Online dating is like shopping for a car online... show me the carfax!! I wanna see the history!

My motto in life, "Shopping is cheaper than a Psychiatrist!"