Study Status, Short Study Quotes
The Shortest Relationship Ever is between students and books,
They Commit one Day before exam and after exam Break Up ! !...
A girl may not help you to get lot of marks
But Marks help you to get lot of girls
So Love your studies not girls.
What Is The True Meaning Of Study....
U:- Unlimited sms
Study Hard Dears.
Examiner:- Why are you under tension? Did you forget Hall ticket, ID, Or Calculator?
Student: No sir....
By Mistake I brought tomorrow exam’s chit today.
My nights are going sleepless, My days are going useless,
So I asked GOD,
"is this love?".
"No dear, result is near"
82% of the final exam will be based on
The one lecture you missed
The one topic you didn’t read
Last topic you know but you have no time to wright.
Two friends finishing the paper,
Coming out of the exam hall,
Having a cool drink and talking.
Rai:"dude which paper was it"..?
Tom:"may be maths"
Rai:"that means you wrote the paper..??
Tom:"no. the girl next to me was using a calculator.."
People smoke & drink for few days and get addicted.
Look at me...
I am studying since childhood but not yet addicted to studies...
This is called “SELF CONTROL”.
Four things boys do in the
2:-Counting the Girls.
3:-Counting the fans & tube lights.
4:-Reading the brand name of their pen, thinking of studying for at least next Exams
things Girls do in the Exam
And just Write....Aata ho ya na aata ho….
PRINCIPLES of student life :-
Love your bed,
"it's your temple so Relax in the day, so that you can sleep at night"
Books are holy,so don't touch them,
Don't do something tomorrow, that you can do the day after tomorrow
If you feel like studying, sit down and wait till that felling goes away
Don't forget that studying is healthy.
So leave it for sick people.
The funniest situation in student life!!!
when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper and the supervisor comes and says,
“please cover your answer sheet”...
To be a good professional,
Always start to study late for Exams,
Because it teaches how to manage Time and tackle Emergencies!!!...
Which is the most beautiful feeling in the world ??
When you try to look at your friend and you find that your
Friend is already looking at you.
Exam kai liye har book pardh li maine
Dua karo ki Facebook se bhi koi sawal aa jaye...
Samundar bhar sa syllabus hai,
Nadiyabhar Pad Pate hai,
Balti bhar yaad rehta hai,
Mugga Bhar likhpaate hai,
Chullubhar no. aate hai,
Bus osi mein doob ke mar jaate hai,
Give me one chance...
Special yoga for highly stressed students
sit on your chair bend your head back
close your eyes slowly completely relex & say
Bhad me gaye degree...........
The more you study. The more you know,
The more you know,
The more you forget,
The more you forget.
The less you know, So why study?
A father asks peon:- How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon:- The future is bright, I had also completed my engineer...
The probability of a topic,
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely.
Side effect of studying too much:
A Guy went to a restaurant,
He wanted to see the Menu,
But he forgot what it's called.....
He Asked Waiter,
Syllabus lana zra....................
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Peparon mein number kisne paya hai..
ham to u hin aye the paper dene..
sab kehte hain kamina poora padh kar aya hai…
kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the,
Utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the...
Phir result to sabko pata hi hai dosto.
My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one...!
"Success" all depends on the second letter.
Its Cute When your Crush's Crush is You.
Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them.
You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Push yourself harder when it hurts and you will win your dream.
Resolve to perform what you ought, perform without fail what you resolve.
How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.
The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future.
The only people who never fail are those who never try..
Every burned book enlightens the world.
There is creative reading as well as creative writing.
Self-trust is the first secret of success.