Insult Status, Short Insult Quotes
Kyu mera dil dukhate ho..
kyu mujse har baat chupate ho..
mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki aap..
gore hone k liye VIM BAR se nahate ho...
A grammar freak girl to her boyfriend
" You are as useless as.
''AY'' in ''OKAY'' :P
Height Of Insult...
YOU swipe the ATM Card and ATM Machine shows this message
"AAGE CHALO BABA"
I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - Try using some birth control.
When u feel sad?
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say?
Damn I am really so cute?
U will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit?
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
Roses r lal, skies r nila, ur brain is like khali patila. Bura maan liya?
Roses r red, skies r blue,I born smart, what d hell hapened to u.
Thoda sa aur bura maan lo :p
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting, TWINS TWINS.
Kore kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer banai aur likha ye paigham hai,
Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi
Dhoondhne wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai.
Most people have 5 senses.
But u r blessed with 6 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
Dil ne dil se kuchh kehna chhor dia,
Aankhon ne aankhon se milna chhor dia,
Aur Lux Rs.25 ka kya hua mere dost,
Aapne to muh dhona hi chhor dia.
Log kehte hain ke khuda ne aap ko badi fursat mein banaya hoga?
Jaante hain kyon....
Simple si baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain?
Maine pocha AQAL kya hoti hai?
Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai,
Sagar ne kaha: Bohut gehri hoti hai,
Aur aap ne kaha:
Hain, woh kya hoti hai?
Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
Bandar ki tarah uchhal-kood kaun karega.
No missed calls...
Kya hua zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?
Is dil ka kaha mano ek kaam kar do,
Ek benaam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Mere upar faqat itna sa ehsaan kar do,
Aaj naha kar pure mohalle ko hairaan kar do.
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.
Flowers + Butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars + Moon = A romantic night.
Rain + Monsoon = A lovely weather.
U + Ur Smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried abt u coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
If someone asks me whom do I love the Most?
I would sit next to you, put my arms around you and say proudly...
I Love Animals.
Specially This Monkey.
Bhoot ki beti apni maa se boli, maa main kitni darawani hu!
Maa boli beti zyada ghamand achcha nahi
Abhi tune msg padhne wale ko nahi dekha... =p ;->
If a gorilla catches u, what will u do?
I know u both will start playing...
Its natural when close friends meet!!
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
"We want 2 disturb some person."
I suggest them your name.
"We cannot disturb our boss."
One of the intellignt monkey is missing in zoo.!
Its name is..is..is..is..is..is..is..is!
Don't worry it is not u, bcoz it is intelligent.
In summer's rain
U must b feeling 4 going out
Meet wit friends
Koi baat nahi. . .
Every frog feels the same
Ye badal, ye bijli sirf aap k liye,
Ye hawa ye mausam sirf ap k liye,
8 mahine nahaye nahi,
Ab 4 mahine ki ye baarish...
Sirf aap k liye!
Abey O ande ke chhilke!
Aam ki gutthli !
Sare hue bengan!
Ublay hue aaloo!
Murghi ke chooze!
Africa ke bandar!
Kabhi bhi kisi ko aisa na bolna bura lagta hai yaar!