Funny Status, Short Funny Quotes
I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…
God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!
I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.
Hey there whatsapp is using meee,.
When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..
Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!
Last seen 1980! :D
God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)
How can i miss something i never had?
Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it ..
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!
When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the.
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
Life is too short smile while you still have teeth.
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)
I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley.
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P
Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.
Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry :)