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A child has a special day of adding joy to every day!

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often.

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer.

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see.

Children are one third of our population and all of our future.

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

Children make you want to start life over.

Like fruit, children are sweetest just before they turn bad.

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

While we try to teach our children all about life,
Our children teach us what life is all about.

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything.

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed.

I tell kids to pursue their basketball dreams, but I tell them to not let that be their only dream.

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child.

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

I have a wonderful husband. I have amazing kids.

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime.

When I grow up, I want a son first, then a daughter; So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.

When I was a kid I wanted to get older. This shit is not what I expected.

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.

A boy goes to a cabaret dance bar. His mom is angry and asks: Did you see anything you should not have seen there. Son: Ya I saw Dad there.

A kid calls his maths teachers house everyday. Teachers wife: I have told you 100 times that my husband is dead. Why do you call. Kid: Feels good to hear it!

A kid on his way home with his mom saw a couple kissing on the road, he suddenly shouted and said look mom look, that boy and girl are fighting for a chewing gum.

A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came and asked to kid- What happened son? Kid said- I cannot adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own.

A man knocks at the door. A 10 years old boy comes with cigarette in one hand and beer in other. Man: Is daddy at home? Boy: Look at me? What do you think?

Aadmi apne bachay se: beta sharaab mat peena, warna yeh jo do aadmi ja rahe hain tumhain chaar nazar aayenge. Bacha: magar papa wo to ek aadmi hai.

Boy: Mom I got only one answer wrong out of 30. Mom: Good, so your score must be 29. Boy: No mom, I couldn't answer the remaining 29 at all.

Boy walks in to a strip club and see's mom and gets caught Mom: Did you see anything you weren't supposed to see? Boy: Yeah, dad.

Buntu: Would you punish me for some thing I did not do? Teacher: No, of course not. Buntu: good, I didn't do my homework.