Technology Status, Short Tech Quotes
When you`re both "typing..." So u erase the message to let them speak first, but they do the same thing
When someone sends you a snapchat & then you find out they put it on their story too... Like really? I thought we had something going for us.
guys im literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster then me
Snapchat needs a option where u can save pics as a draft. I`m tired of deleting really good selfies thinking I could do better
Take a pic of a friend with their face squished against glass. Assign to phone contact, it`ll look like they`re trapped inside your phone.
What`s a social life? I hardly talk to anyone anymore, my phone is used for music and lurking
80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having brain.
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
Marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
times and technology have changed so much. i remember my first laptop.. an etch-a-sketch.
I remember my first day on twitter.. I was like, 'What the f*ck is this shit?'
Don't try to typecast me.. its not possible!!
That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
If you're texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.
A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.
Better to be a geek than an idiot.
Our society will never go entirely paperless. There's always the bathroom.
The more I C, the less I see.
You tweet a lot.. 'Bitch, it's TWITTER.'
Why cant every charger for everything that exists just be the same shape and size
My mom actually believes I'm dating a girl named Siri.
why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!
Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.
No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, Youtube or Facebook.
We don't care.. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
loves it how the solution to most technical problems is to give the device a good whack.
They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
Has anyone else noticed that Blue-tooth headsets make it harder to spot the crazy people?
User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.
I dropped my laptop off the boat. It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.
iPod - small musical device that allows you to ignore everyone while noticing everything.
Travel to life is like css to html.
Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Everyone has their own SET of problems, don't try to make a VENN DIAGRAM out of it.