Technology Status, Short Tech Quotes

When you`re both "typing..." So u erase the message to let them speak first, but they do the same thing

When someone sends you a snapchat & then you find out they put it on their story too... Like really? I thought we had something going for us.

guys im literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster then me

Snapchat needs a option where u can save pics as a draft. I`m tired of deleting really good selfies thinking I could do better

Take a pic of a friend with their face squished against glass. Assign to phone contact, it`ll look like they`re trapped inside your phone.

What`s a social life? I hardly talk to anyone anymore, my phone is used for music and lurking

80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having brain.

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

Marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

times and technology have changed so much. i remember my first laptop.. an etch-a-sketch.

I dropped my laptop off the boat. It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

I'm thankful my childhood was filled with imagination & bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes u get on a pic.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.

The awkward momment when im just sitting here and reading those boring statuses

11:10…"One More Minute!!!" *Gets Distracted* 11:12… "SERIOUSLY!?!"

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

If you're texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual…

A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.

Better to be a geek than an idiot.

Our society will never go entirely paperless. There's always the bathroom.

Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

Hates that feeling when you just sent a text message and you instantly have to check to make sure you didn't send it to the wrong person! Lol

do u ever feel like screaming 'fuck you' to some people but you can't so you just keep the anger inside and complain on your twitter?

They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.~)

User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.

I'm thankful my childhood was filled with imagination & bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes u get on a pic

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.

Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????

The more I C, the less I see.

Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Everyone has their own SET of problems, don't try to make a VENN DIAGRAM out of it.