Sweet Status, Short Sweet Quotes
A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Relationships are like fat people, most of them don’t work out.
If I had to choose between loving you and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I love you.
God is really creative, I mean, just look at me.
You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you.
I promise you no one will ever love you like I do.
Yeah you, the one reading my status, get lost.
Heaven is a place on Earth when you are around.
I am going to make the rest of my life, the best of my life.
You know you're in love when you see the world in her eyes and her eyes everywhere in the world.
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
Stop checking my status, go get a life.
Never trust your heart because it is on the right side.
It's better to be wanted for murder that not to be wanted at all.
Keep your feet on the ground, when your head's in the clouds.
I think our love can do anything we want it to.
People say me wrong. Trust me I am the worst.
Love is like a baby, it needs to be treated gently.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realised I was thinking of you.
I'm sorry did I give you would impression that I give a damn about you?
Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.
When someone touches my phone I automatically turn into a ninja.
Every morning would be perfect if I woke up next to you.
I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me.
I love my life because it's you.
I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.
Being someone's first love may be great but to be their last is beyond perfect.
A true friend can make you laugh until you pee, a best friend will continue laughing at you until she does too.
When I am with you, hours feel like seconds. But when we are apart, days seem like years.
People with attitude are rich by pocket but weak by heart.
The best relationship is when you two can act like lovers and best friends.
If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
I don't care or think about the people in my past, there's some reason why they don't make it to my future.
Once in a while, night in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.
When I'm good I'm best, when I'm bad I'm worst.
Don't marry someone you can live with. Marry the person who cannot live without.
The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.