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Kanjoos Baap ki bete ne kha:
"Papa meri girlfiend pregnant ho gayi h.
70000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke."
Kanjoos ne chup chap rupaye de diye.
3 mahine baad dusra beta bola:
"Meri girlfriend pregnant h 100000 mang rhi h.
Kanjoos ne dil pe pathhar rakh kar rupaye de diye.
5 mahine baad
Kanjoos ki kuwari sunder beti boli:
"Papa, I am pregnant.!"
Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya
Aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha:
"Shabaash beti, Abb humari baari rupye lene ki....
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Dèar Friènds, birth and dèath are controlled by Lord GOD
Smartphone n tv remote are only controlled by us
Do whatèver you love to do
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Height of intelligence
Madam : Wat came 1st Sun or Moon?
Natkhatlal - Obviosly Moon..
madam: How?
Natkhatlal : Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na !
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Water, Electric, Petrol ke daam koi bhi Govt kaam kar sakti H
koi Govt en ladkiyon ke nakhre kaam kar ke dikhaye
to baat ban jaye....
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Earthquakes aane ke Fayde
Muhale ke sari good looking ladkiya bahar dekhne ko mili
Preety, Sweety, Payal, Pinky, Pari or etc.
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Jis Purus ne aaj ke samay me biwi, Nokari,
Karobaar aur smartphone ke beach me
Saamanjasya betha liya, wah Purus nahi Mahapurus kahlata hai
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Specially 4 shadi ke side effect se paresan pati ke liye
kabhi aap bahut dukhi ho to apni shadi ka video
backward karke dekhye maja aa jayega
appki wife aap ke gale se haar uttaregi,
car me bethegi aur apne ghar laut jayegi
aur app ke friends dance karte karte apne ghar laut jayege
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Rashtriya Maun - Manmohan Singh
Rashtriya Asuntust - Kejriwal/Mufflerman
Rashtriya Mitra - Narendra Modi
Rashtriya Baklol - Jitan Manjhi
Rashtriya Dhan - Kaladhan
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Baap ne beti ke room me Cigarette dekha...
Oh God, She Smokes
Phir wine ki bottle dekhi...
Oh God, She Drinks too...
Phir ladke ko dekha
Thank God, ye sab es ladke kaa H
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Jab ensan ke Paap Ka Ghaara bhar jata H
Tab uski Mrityu ho jati H
Aur jab purus ke Khushiyo ka Ghaara bhar jata H...

uski shadi ho jaati H
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Arz Kiya Hai....
Just Friend thi wo meri, achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi.
Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi, kambakht pregnancy test me pass ho gayi......
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Pahle Boyfriend/Lover apne GF ke aane ka entzaar Balcony me karte the
Ab online ane ka bole to "Rista Wahe Sooch Naye"
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Ladki golgappe kha rahe thi....30-35 kha liye honge
phir usne BF se poocha aur 10 kha lu?
Boyfriend ne ghhlla ke bola le naagin......kha le...
ladki ne boyfriend ko ek chatta mara naagin kisko bola be...
Boyfriend-Are yaar maarti kyo ho mene bola Naaaa......Ginnnnnn Kha le
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Kehte hai dil se aankhe band karó
Tó life me jisko love kiya uskì
tàsveer dikhti hai toh maine bhi try kiyà,
màstiful slideshow chalu ho gayà...
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Pati patni me jhagda ho raha tha
Pati - Me koi tumse darta hu
Patni - Darte to tum ho,
pahli baar jab tum mere ghar aye
the to pure 250 logo ke sath aye the
or mughe dekho me akele chale ayi na...
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